Noodles's definitions

scrote

A nickname that is latin for scotum. As in a nutsac. What one would call a person by the name of Scott in latin class.

1. Yo Scrote, how much time we got left in Latin, I wanna go home and beat off.

2. Hey man you know what line of translation we're on? Nah sorry, i was sticking fake cocks into my mouth to make people laugh, ask Scrote.

by noodles April 2, 2003

Ho stretch

A stretch performed by women sometimes unknowingly in which they lean back, most of the time with their head facing backwards, and expose their breasts for all males (and some females) to look at. The ho stretch reaches maximum potential (or "wordhotential/word") when the ribs are scratched.

1. would she stop performing the ho stretch already! Im pitchin a massive tent in my pants.
2. Oh man her breasts are so nice, i can tell by that ho stretch she just did.

by noodles April 2, 2003

elite

High quality, upper class, superior, fine, above average, great, wonderful, sinfully good, not an asshat, skillful, wonderful, wizzunderful

Those were some elite moves, my friend.
When I kicked those guys asses handily?
Yes.

by Noodles February 19, 2003

wanghandler

1) One who masturbates. Jack
2) An Idiot or fool
3) Asshat

1: "DUR HURR HURR HURR"
2: "Dude, you're such a fucking wanghandler."

by Noodles February 19, 2003

pornography

porn

I will now go and look at/watch/view pornography.

by Noodles February 19, 2003

gem

A gem is something that is absolutely great. Usually preceded by the word 'absolute.' Popularized by a certain individual named Dave A.

Tom Brady is an absolute gem.

by noodles May 26, 2004

Kruzi KnowNo

Extremely harsh insult. Complination of: Mother Fucker, Assfuck, Cockmaster, Rimwhore, Dicksucker, DateRaper, ECT.

damnit! I cant belive that kruzi knowno of a boss fired me!

by Noodles September 7, 2003