Noodles's definitions

captain

1)A foolish person.

2) One who has done a good thing; elite.

3) Generic term of reference for anyone.

1) You fucking Captain! Look what you did to my jeans!

2) Way to go, Captain!!

3) Wuzzup, Captain.

by Noodles August 2, 2006

Mad ollie

A drummer with a green mohawk and is called ollie. He occasionly lies down on a table and pretends to be a shark. Hence the name: Mad Ollie

hey, you meen mad ollie? *jaws music*

by Noodles April 20, 2005

Lumber

A word used to refer to a baseball bat but at the same time used as an innuendo for manmeat.

1. Yo lemme see your lumber, it's black right?

2. Need some help addin' lube to your lumber? I got the pine tar right here.

3. Whoah, your lumber is huge, i might need to use that sometime, maybe tonight... at the game.

by noodles April 2, 2003

bonosaurus

1.Slang term for boner, or erection.
2.What i get when i look at your mom.
3.object obtained when a woman performs the wordho stretch/word.

1. Agh, get yo mutha fuggin bonosaurus out of my face its gonna give me nightmares!

2. Whoa, you see that ho-stretch? That thing's givin me a bonosaurus.

by noodles April 2, 2003

b-rex

Short for wordbonosaurus/word. An swelling of the male member by the circulation of blood, also known as an erection. Used to refer to an erection in public.

1. You see that girl? She got major hotential, and gave me a massive b-rex.

2. Damnit, why did i wear sweatpants today! Now everyone can see my massive 8 inch b-rex!

by noodles April 17, 2006

gem

A gem is something that is absolutely great. Usually preceded by the word 'absolute.' Popularized by a certain individual named Dave A.

Tom Brady is an absolute gem.

by noodles May 26, 2004

pornography

porn

I will now go and look at/watch/view pornography.

by Noodles February 19, 2003