Noodles's definitions

oontz botz

Originally derived from the noise one would make when trying to emulate a Techno song. Modified to describe something very good. Usually used in the verb form. 'oontz' and 'botz' are both interchangeable and pairable.

-Hes absolutely oontzing it today.
-He just completely botzed it, yes!
-Yeah, they oontz-botzed it, it was awesome.

by noodles May 26, 2004

Ho stretch

A stretch performed by women sometimes unknowingly in which they lean back, most of the time with their head facing backwards, and expose their breasts for all males (and some females) to look at. The ho stretch reaches maximum potential (or "wordhotential/word") when the ribs are scratched.

1. would she stop performing the ho stretch already! Im pitchin a massive tent in my pants.
2. Oh man her breasts are so nice, i can tell by that ho stretch she just did.

by noodles April 2, 2003

Mad ollie

A drummer with a green mohawk and is called ollie. He occasionly lies down on a table and pretends to be a shark. Hence the name: Mad Ollie

hey, you meen mad ollie? *jaws music*

by Noodles April 20, 2005

yoink

Often used in conjunction with gank , the word 'Yoink' confers legitimate ownership of the 'ganked' item to the one who exclaimed 'Yoink!'

"Yoink! I have ganked your french fries!", exclaimed Bill.
"Damnation! They are now yours, regardless of my feelings!", declaimed Fred.

by Noodles February 19, 2003

ice age

a long period of ice
or a movie
or what happens to my friends when its cold

you seen that new ice age called resident evil 3: farting mayhem?

when was the last ice age?

brr. my dick is having an ice age

whats an ice age? dunno, look it up on urban dictionary

by Noodles April 28, 2005

wench

A abominable, annoying, bothersome, defective, disagreeable, disliked, displeasing, distasteful, dreaded, icky, inadmissible, incommodious, inconvenient, inexpedient, insufferable, loathed, loathsome, objectionable, obnoxious, offensive, offensive, outcast, rejected, repellent, repugnant, scorned, shunned, troublesome, unacceptable, unattractive, unlikable, unpleasing, unpopular, unsatisfactory, unsavory, unsought, unsuitable, unwanted, unwelcome, unwished for, or useless
woman.

With credit to thesaurus.com

"Because you are a wench, I will not hang out with you, Betty!"

by Noodles February 19, 2003

ghost recon 2

The ass kicker of games, i played it this weekend on Xbox. I personally think its better than Halo 2. Halo 2 doesn't even have co-op on live, thats shitty, but Ghost Recon 2 on the other hand... YOU CAN DO 16 PLAYER CO-OP!!! ITS THE SHIT!!! GET IT!! it comes out for PS2 on December 1st.

Ghost Recon 2 beats Halo 2

by NooDLES November 28, 2004