1 definition by NonexistentOne

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A self-proclaimed asshole, one who can initially impress others and genuinely appear to be a nice guy.

(Note: the above claim has in fact been independently verified by multiple individuals on several occasions.)
Scott: "I know I'm an asshole. I always have been."
"I'm really sorry, I can be such an ass."
by NonexistentOne September 22, 2009

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