4 definitions by Noitimba Dnilb

Top Definition
1. n.
- a small, puritan village in Northwestern Connecticut.
- Settled in 1721, the town grew with separatist efficiency, becoming the county seat in 1774. Today, Litchfield covers approximately 53 square miles.
- Features include The Forman School, Derwin Outfitters, Stop n Shop, Bozak Resort & Spa, Vacuum Repair Shop, and little else of interest.
(Origin: British; Old English- liche/lich: a corpse.)

2. n.
- A small town in the Northwestern hills of Connecticut where lost souls remain in purgatory.

3. n.
- The waiting room and reception area for hell.
Missy: Don't do that, unless you want to spend all of eternity burning in the fires of Litchfield, CT.
by Noitimba Dnilb November 12, 2006
1. n.
- slang for any of a variety of illegal steroids.
- a steroid that curiosly believes itself to be of Italian descent, but is in fact Polish.
- a performance enhancing substance.
(see: roids; winstrol)

2. n.
- used within the scientific community, refers to the assumed missing evolutionary link between humans and less advanced primates. Term originates with the first of these creatures, which is claimed to have been spotted in New England.
- primate; a gorilla-man.
(see: imbecile; neandertal; idiot)

3. n.
- North American primate, prevalent in the North Eastern United States.
- American chimpanzee, characterized by a grotesquely long, crooked nose.

4. n.
- as good as it gets.
Coach: Look at me, boy; now level. You on wilchinsky/wilchinskies or something?
Lion: No man, I'm just slow.
Coach: Same difference.
by Noitimba Dnilb November 11, 2006
Jenstein; also: Steiner(informal)
1. n.
- an unusually chatty and strangely promiscuous social outsider.
- a person who attracts especially strange people.
- the girlfriend of a. stoner.

Origins: refection of a social legacy, begun at the start of the millenium in the Northeastern United States.
Bystander 1: You know about that jenstein over there?
Bystander 2: Yeah. She did a lot of wilchinsky and became a stoner's girlfriend.
by Noitimba Dnilb November 12, 2006
1. n.
- one who constantly repeats himself in conversation, talks awkardly, or is otherwise unusual in speaking.
- a person who speaks in strange tones.
- someone who, in a manner both annoying and humorous, speaks without varying the tone of his or her voice.

2. n.
- a member of a group who exhibits laughably poor judgement.
- a leader producing comically bad schemes, which are usually never seen through. (see: cartman)
- one who offers consistently flawed wisdom to a group; someone who would be considered dangerous if his advice were ever followed. (see: schrute)
Guy 1: Hey, look at that: a furby with a swastika armband.
Guy 2: Wow. That thing's messed up without a doubt, but ultimately harmless.
Guy 1: That's a parker for sure.
by Noitimba Dnilb November 12, 2006
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