3 definitions by No Derps

See fair-weather Christian and C&E Christian.

A person who only goes to Catholic mass to observe certain holidays, usually once or twice a year. This includes people who are forced to go, people who go voluntarily, believers and non-believers.
My family were a bunch of Once-A-Year Catholics, so whenever they made me go I got an anxiety attack for the whole mass.
by No Derps April 28, 2018
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A spoof of Fifty Shades of Grey dedicated to teaching a manly man about spades and shovels for use in the yard. It's about infinitely manlier than FSoG and the movie is exclusive to men. Because let's get real here, yardwork is manly.
John: Hey, Joe, what're you reading?
Joe: Fifty Spades of Grey!
John: Ha, gay!
*Joe rips out a spade and beats John to death with it. He proceeds to take out another spade and bury John with it.*
Joe: MANLINESS POWERS, AWAY!
*Joe flies away*
by No Derps March 8, 2015
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You know the people that go to urban dictionary to insult a celebrity or to complain that is an urban dickhead
I get it Justin beiber is terrible why don't you urban dickheads get over it and do something with your life
by No Derps February 7, 2015
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