Ninja Nerd Warrior's definitions

Stripper bait

The stack of money that a customer at a strip club places on the table, in hopes that it will get the dancers to talk to him. However that customer never spends a dime. Just puts that stack back in his pocket and leaves.

I always have at least $100 in ones on the table when I go to the strip club as stripper bait.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 11, 2014

douche drizzle

When broke guys try to make it rain in the strip club, but only throw about $3 or $4 in the air

I was at the strip club last night with Barry. He tried to make it rain, but douche drizzle was the best he could be.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior August 3, 2015

living your best life

What you tell people when you get drunk or high in a nicer place than you usually get drunk or high.

We got so wasted at the club last night. Dont tell me about living your best life.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior January 13, 2019

Cust-Friend

A common term heard in strip clubs, from strippers who aren't allowed to meet up with customers outside the club, but do it anyway.

Stripper A: "who was that guy that I saw you at the club with last weekend? "
Stripper B: "OH that was my Cust-friend"

by Ninja Nerd Warrior November 13, 2014

Cosplay Hot

When you're at a comic convention and you hook up with a female in cosplay, that you thought was hot. But then you see her in her regular clothes and are severely disappointed.

I broke up with that girl that I met at Comic Con. She was Cosplay Hot. If she was always dressed like wonder woman, she'd be perfect.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior August 12, 2018