An abnormally hairy
It tickled my face to go down on her chinchilla.
(a portmanteau of mermaid and vagina), and the genital of preference of mermaid-oriented
Troy hopes to bang some mergina next time he goes deep sea diving.
Sandy needs to shave her chinch. It's getting really hairy down there.
The frothy goo that squirts out from a vagina when a woman is excited.
Every time Marsha sees Matt Damon on TV she splooms on her chair.
Someone, usually from the suburbs, pretending to be a
but is too rich to pull it off. Such people are easily spotted because their "hipster" clothes are from mall stores instead of thrift shops, dumpsters and/or obscure
Smelda, that slickster, isn't fooling anyone! They sell that shirt at
When a guy promises to pull out because he doesn't have a condom, but instead goes halfway, screams "PSYCH!", punches the girl in the face and drops his load.
Jane didn't want to get pregnant, but unfortunately her Halliburton contractor boyfriend Mike decided to go for an Iraq invasion.
A shortened and derogatory word for
, analogous to
Joe: I went down to the sea last weekend and got some sweet merg.
Tom: Mmm, I love me some tuna.
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