6 definitions by NightWalker21
It is used to playfully express in agreement to something. It's an alternative phrase instead of saying "yes". The "yesh" means "yes", and the "mesh" is used to add playfulness as its supposed to be very silly and quite stupid like kindergarten humor.
Tyler: Are we still going to the party?
Jordan: Yesh mesh
Tyler: What the hell does that even mean?
Jordan: It means I am going
Tyler: Why the fuck couldn't you just say "yes"?
Jordan: Because it's more stupid this way
Tyler: Yes you are very stupid and are failing at life
Jordan: ok I'll see you at 5, bye, I go cry now
Jordan: Yesh mesh
Tyler: What the hell does that even mean?
Jordan: It means I am going
Tyler: Why the fuck couldn't you just say "yes"?
Jordan: Because it's more stupid this way
Tyler: Yes you are very stupid and are failing at life
Jordan: ok I'll see you at 5, bye, I go cry now
by NightWalker21 July 27, 2019
A theory that suggests that you never know how gay the porn you watch is due to many flaws such as the original sex of the erotic models. The end result is no matter what is the sex of the participants, at least 25% of homosexuality is involved tied with the sex of the audience. By adding more girl, you're watching less guy, but the female half of the futa is having more gay sex, at the expense of a less entertaining experience. As a reference, gay can mean both you, a male, watching a man have sex, and the people of the act having sex with someone of the same gender. If two futas fuck then it's 25% girl on girl (100% gay), 25% guy on girl (50% gay), 25% guy on guy (100% gay), and another 25% guy on girl (50% gay). And if you take the average of that, then it is also 75% gay. The only known scientific flaw that can debunk this theory is the use of "no homo" during the action. The word "hyphy" derives from Kali Muscle's branded Team Hyphy. He is a god, that is all that must be said about him.
Tyler: Dude, how do I know what is the most less gayest porn I can watch?
Brad: You should look at the Hyphy Theory, it really does depend if you experience gayness while watching it.
Brad: You should look at the Hyphy Theory, it really does depend if you experience gayness while watching it.
by NightWalker21 August 10, 2018
Sound made to describe the look of plane nose art. Gurrr looks like the sound an A-10 plane would make if it could speak. Nose art animals that look like they could make the sound include sharks, tigers, and warthogs. Used by small children when they pretend to make the planes speak.
Tyler: Look at that A-10
Jordan: Yes, very nice, GURRR!
Tyler: What the hell did you just say
Jordan:...GURRR!
Tyler: What the hell does that even mean
Jordan: It's the sound that looks like the plane could make
Tyler: So you're saying a shark makes the sound GURRR?
Jordan: I mean, why not? It has a scary face and scary teeth
Tyler: Why did I even bring you here? This was a mistake
Jordan: Yes, very nice, GURRR!
Tyler: What the hell did you just say
Jordan:...GURRR!
Tyler: What the hell does that even mean
Jordan: It's the sound that looks like the plane could make
Tyler: So you're saying a shark makes the sound GURRR?
Jordan: I mean, why not? It has a scary face and scary teeth
Tyler: Why did I even bring you here? This was a mistake
by NightWalker21 July 27, 2019
The Confidential Secretive Independent Association is a fictional agency made up by young minors who want to pretend that they are working for spies. These kids just make up the silliest material and admire the concepts of investigation, secrecy, and authority to that of real-world departments such as the FBI, CIA, MI6, NSA, KGB, etc.
Jordan: psst, Tyler
Tyler: I'm right here, why are you whispering?
Jordan: I can't tell you, it's secretive
Tyler: Are we seriously going back to this kind of your bullshit?
Jordan: Hey it's really secretive, I'm an agent
Tyler: Yeah, probably some agent working for dumbasses
Jordan: Shut up! It's the CSIA
Tyler: Oh what the hell. Did you just combine the CSI with CIA to get the CSIA?
Jordan: Maybe
Tyler: What does that even mean?
Jordan: It's the Confidential Secretive Independent Association
Tyler: That makes literally no sense and very childish, like kids making up their own shit during recess
Jordan: Hey, it's not childish, It's very secretive
Tyler: Yeah its secretive because you make this shit up out of thin air
Tyler: I'm right here, why are you whispering?
Jordan: I can't tell you, it's secretive
Tyler: Are we seriously going back to this kind of your bullshit?
Jordan: Hey it's really secretive, I'm an agent
Tyler: Yeah, probably some agent working for dumbasses
Jordan: Shut up! It's the CSIA
Tyler: Oh what the hell. Did you just combine the CSI with CIA to get the CSIA?
Jordan: Maybe
Tyler: What does that even mean?
Jordan: It's the Confidential Secretive Independent Association
Tyler: That makes literally no sense and very childish, like kids making up their own shit during recess
Jordan: Hey, it's not childish, It's very secretive
Tyler: Yeah its secretive because you make this shit up out of thin air
by NightWalker21 July 27, 2019
When you roll yourself in so many blankets that you become very comfy and fluffy in them like a burrito. Used in cold temperatures and is most enjoyable when binge watching. Also can be used in times of sadness to curl up in and hide because of how fluffy it can be.
Tyler: What are you doing?
Jordan: I was cold so I wrapped myself into a burrito blanket
Tyler: How does it feel?
Jordan: It's very comfy and fluffy and I feel very nice
Tyler: Well I guess you found another way to add 10 pounds to your weight involving burritos
Jordan: Hey, burritos don't make me fat
Tyler: Yes they do, and you managed to find another way to make you fat. Now involving damn burrito blankets
Jordan: *curls inside burrito blanket to hide and cry*
Jordan: I was cold so I wrapped myself into a burrito blanket
Tyler: How does it feel?
Jordan: It's very comfy and fluffy and I feel very nice
Tyler: Well I guess you found another way to add 10 pounds to your weight involving burritos
Jordan: Hey, burritos don't make me fat
Tyler: Yes they do, and you managed to find another way to make you fat. Now involving damn burrito blankets
Jordan: *curls inside burrito blanket to hide and cry*
by NightWalker21 July 27, 2019
Confrustration is the practice of having a topic or discussion with someone that paves off into many different directions, at times. The discussion may not be so clear, or have any definitive properties that makes the topic wander off on both parties. The topic or discussing your perspectives is confusing that both parties attempt to correct each other to determine what is actually meant, but that doesn't go well. It gets so frustrating trying to explain and correct the confusion, that it gets even more confusing and frustrating.
Tyler: Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?
Brad: The fuck? Fuck no. You see the fatass man in the movie?
Tyler: They should of put your fatass in there
Brad: It's not a Christmas movie, was it released during Christmas?
Tyler: I don't fucking know, does it matter?
Brad: Yes it fucking does, it was fucking released in July
Tyler: So what?
Brad: You shithead, if it was a Christmas movie, it would of been released during December. You're fucking inconsiderate
Tyler: Shut up, I tried ok, it has Christmas elements in it, ok?
Brad: Just because it has elements of a genre or topic, that doesn't mean it was centered around or based off the foundation of the topic the elements derrived from.
Tyler: Sooooo.....Old Town Road isn't a country song?
Brad: You incompetent piece of shit. You're making shit confrustrating. Stop being fucking stupid
Tyler: Sorry fucking "Senor Confrustration." What is confrustration anyways?
Brad: It's the fucking shit you're making me feel right now, dumbass. I am frustrated and confused because of your incompetent shit. Now, shut the fuck up and let me eat my kimchi. I am confrustrated
Brad: The fuck? Fuck no. You see the fatass man in the movie?
Tyler: They should of put your fatass in there
Brad: It's not a Christmas movie, was it released during Christmas?
Tyler: I don't fucking know, does it matter?
Brad: Yes it fucking does, it was fucking released in July
Tyler: So what?
Brad: You shithead, if it was a Christmas movie, it would of been released during December. You're fucking inconsiderate
Tyler: Shut up, I tried ok, it has Christmas elements in it, ok?
Brad: Just because it has elements of a genre or topic, that doesn't mean it was centered around or based off the foundation of the topic the elements derrived from.
Tyler: Sooooo.....Old Town Road isn't a country song?
Brad: You incompetent piece of shit. You're making shit confrustrating. Stop being fucking stupid
Tyler: Sorry fucking "Senor Confrustration." What is confrustration anyways?
Brad: It's the fucking shit you're making me feel right now, dumbass. I am frustrated and confused because of your incompetent shit. Now, shut the fuck up and let me eat my kimchi. I am confrustrated
by NightWalker21 April 9, 2019