2 definitions by Nick and Tim

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N.

1. An asshole who likes donkey dong in the butt.
2. The male reproductive organ.

Adj.

1. Used as an insult.
"Wow dude, stop acting like a total pener."

"You are totally the biggest pener I know!"

"Dude, take the gigantic pener out of your butthole."
by Nick and Tim July 08, 2006

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The condition of your pubic hairs, two days after having a vigorous shave. The brussel spouts give an unwanted poke to movements of the body parts,giving an irritated feeling.
Eric: Why are you walking so funny dude?
Joe: Because the brussels sprouts in my gootch are stabbin me.
by Nick and Tim February 13, 2008

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