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2 definitions by Nick and Tim

 
1.
N.

1. An asshole who likes donkey dong in the butt.
2. The male reproductive organ.

Adj.

1. Used as an insult.
"Wow dude, stop acting like a total pener."

"You are totally the biggest pener I know!"

"Dude, take the gigantic pener out of your butthole."
by Nick and Tim July 08, 2006
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2.
The condition of your pubic hairs, two days after having a vigorous shave. The brussel spouts give an unwanted poke to movements of the body parts,giving an irritated feeling.
Eric: Why are you walking so funny dude?
Joe: Because the brussels sprouts in my gootch are stabbin me.
by Nick and Tim February 13, 2008
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