627 definitions by Nick D
A nickname for your penis.
by Nick D February 25, 2004
Abbreviation for Foreign Mother Fucker. A commonly used term for a foreign student. Major problem for American college and graduate students at top schools.
Common characteristics are:
1) Work 24/7, socialize/do other stuff 0/0.
2) Walk quickly and nervously, avoiding eye contact with anyone.
3) Goofy foreign outfits such as soccer uniforms, short shorts for guys, and ridiculously conservative/plain outfits for girls, with goofy foreign shoulder packs.
4) Thick black-rimmed glasses.
5) Scrawny stature and pockmarked face.
6) Shuffle nervously through notes during exams, dropping things, sweating profusely, and freaking out.
7) Think that the professor saying "Stop working NOW" on an exam means the same thing as "15-minute warning," and will keep working furiously until the exam is physically snatched out of their hand.
8) Friday night all-nighters of studying and spreadsheet analysis marathons with breaks every few hours for Anime porn.
9) Ask incomprehensible, mumbling, irrelevant questions in lecture.
10) Despite their eagerness in lecture, speak at an inaudible volume, if at all, in social situations.
11) Score 114 points on a test where only 100 are possible.
12) Argue with the TA for 2 hours about one point on a problem set that's worth 2% of the overall grade.
13) Have the problem set finished before you realized it had been handed out.
14) Act like a major douche bag in any and all circumstances.
15) Use their knowledge they learn from American schools to start foreign companies that destroy American companies in the market since their labor forces consist primarily of starving 6-year-olds working 20 hours a day for 2 cents and a bowl of rice.
Common characteristics are:
1) Work 24/7, socialize/do other stuff 0/0.
2) Walk quickly and nervously, avoiding eye contact with anyone.
3) Goofy foreign outfits such as soccer uniforms, short shorts for guys, and ridiculously conservative/plain outfits for girls, with goofy foreign shoulder packs.
4) Thick black-rimmed glasses.
5) Scrawny stature and pockmarked face.
6) Shuffle nervously through notes during exams, dropping things, sweating profusely, and freaking out.
7) Think that the professor saying "Stop working NOW" on an exam means the same thing as "15-minute warning," and will keep working furiously until the exam is physically snatched out of their hand.
8) Friday night all-nighters of studying and spreadsheet analysis marathons with breaks every few hours for Anime porn.
9) Ask incomprehensible, mumbling, irrelevant questions in lecture.
10) Despite their eagerness in lecture, speak at an inaudible volume, if at all, in social situations.
11) Score 114 points on a test where only 100 are possible.
12) Argue with the TA for 2 hours about one point on a problem set that's worth 2% of the overall grade.
13) Have the problem set finished before you realized it had been handed out.
14) Act like a major douche bag in any and all circumstances.
15) Use their knowledge they learn from American schools to start foreign companies that destroy American companies in the market since their labor forces consist primarily of starving 6-year-olds working 20 hours a day for 2 cents and a bowl of rice.
(Group project)
"OK...Sujeep, Chong-Ming, and Hassam...you guys are the FMF's in this group, and therefore you're all ridiculously smart and overachieving socially awkward douche bags. So you guys handle all the mathematical shit, data analysis, and charts...basically you do all the work for this...and then Dave and I will translate your incoherent foreign bullshit into understandable English."
"OK...Sujeep, Chong-Ming, and Hassam...you guys are the FMF's in this group, and therefore you're all ridiculously smart and overachieving socially awkward douche bags. So you guys handle all the mathematical shit, data analysis, and charts...basically you do all the work for this...and then Dave and I will translate your incoherent foreign bullshit into understandable English."
by Nick D February 18, 2006
by Nick D May 21, 2003
A common driving position in which the driver holds the wheel with his left hand while leaning to his right toward the passenger seat, usually bobbing his head or bumpin' with the beat. It's a pretty badass way to drive. This move works best in a Chevy Caprice or any pimp-style car with a 3-person front seat.
"...with a hellafied gangsta lean, gettin' funky on da mike like an ol' bunch of collard greens..." -Snoop Dogg
Sammy was gangsta leanin' so hard yesterday that his head was partially out the passenger window. What a pimp.
Sammy was gangsta leanin' so hard yesterday that his head was partially out the passenger window. What a pimp.
by Nick D October 13, 2003
Matt smokes so much that when he's sitting in his car people come after him with hoses and fire extinguishers. What a fucking chimney.
by Nick D September 24, 2003
A very effective way to pick up the ladies, most oftenly used in college. This is how you do it:
1) Become the world's greatest beirut player, or at least practice until you're good.
2) Befriend another guy who's also skilled at the game and make him your beirut partner.
3) Attend a big beirut game and show off your skills as you run the table.
4) Challenge the hottest team of girls in the place to a game.
5) Decide amongst yourselves which girl is for which guy.
6) Annihilate the girls in a game of beirut, but compliment them on their skills or lack thereof.
7) Attempt to "make it more even" by switching teams so each of you has the girl you picked earlier on your team.
8) Play the game. The girls will be uncontrollably attracted to you due to your skills. Flirt with the girl as you both get drunker and drunker.
9) Decide eventually that it is time to stop playing. At this point the four of you head somewhere to "talk", "watch TV", etc.
10) One of you starts hooking up with your girl, and the other tells his girl "let's get out of here". The two of them leave.
11a) If you are the guy who stays, beat it up.
11b) If you are the guy who leaves, get the girl to your room. Try telling her that you have something you want to show her (your beer case wallpaper, your awesome neon sign, your penis, etc.). Take her up there and chuck it in her.
1) Become the world's greatest beirut player, or at least practice until you're good.
2) Befriend another guy who's also skilled at the game and make him your beirut partner.
3) Attend a big beirut game and show off your skills as you run the table.
4) Challenge the hottest team of girls in the place to a game.
5) Decide amongst yourselves which girl is for which guy.
6) Annihilate the girls in a game of beirut, but compliment them on their skills or lack thereof.
7) Attempt to "make it more even" by switching teams so each of you has the girl you picked earlier on your team.
8) Play the game. The girls will be uncontrollably attracted to you due to your skills. Flirt with the girl as you both get drunker and drunker.
9) Decide eventually that it is time to stop playing. At this point the four of you head somewhere to "talk", "watch TV", etc.
10) One of you starts hooking up with your girl, and the other tells his girl "let's get out of here". The two of them leave.
11a) If you are the guy who stays, beat it up.
11b) If you are the guy who leaves, get the girl to your room. Try telling her that you have something you want to show her (your beer case wallpaper, your awesome neon sign, your penis, etc.). Take her up there and chuck it in her.
Simon: "Last night at the strip club was awesome! I got a $10 lapdance. What did you do."
Tom: "Me and Vinny pulled the old beirut trick again. Couple of Theta girls this time."
Simon: "So did you slip her the sausage?"
Tom: "You know it. Giggidy giggidy!"
Tom: "Me and Vinny pulled the old beirut trick again. Couple of Theta girls this time."
Simon: "So did you slip her the sausage?"
Tom: "You know it. Giggidy giggidy!"
by Nick D July 12, 2004
Man get your Crip ass off our Bloodz turf before we shoot your black ass!
"What's happening fool? You know the name of the game. Yo bitch chose me. Now we can handle this like gentlemen or we can get into some gangsta shit." -Snoop Dogg
"What's happening fool? You know the name of the game. Yo bitch chose me. Now we can handle this like gentlemen or we can get into some gangsta shit." -Snoop Dogg
by Nick D September 16, 2003