Nick D's definitions

Italian-American challenge

This is a challenge for all the Italians or Italian-looking people out there. Basically you have to score a threesome with an Italian girl (from Italy) and an American girl. The kicker is that you have to convince the American girl that you're Italian while convincing the Italian girl that you're American. Extra points if you get 'em both indabutt. The best strategy is to speak bad Italian and broken English and make sure the American girl doesn't know Italian and the Italian girl doesn't know much English. This is a tough one...any guy who pulls it off is generally awarded pimp of the year automatically.

Mac: "Hey Guido, I heard you were trying to pull off the Italian-American challenge last night. Did it work?"
Guido: "No."
Mac: "Ooooh, looks like you got denied on the pimp of the year award again."

by Nick D May 7, 2004

Nineteen Ninety Never

a date that does not exist, used to emphasize that something will never happen.

"Alright dude, I'm gonna go to the concert, score a backstage pass, then bang Britney Spears in her dressing room."
"Hahaha cracka you must be kidding. That'll happen in Nineteen Ninety NEVER bitch!!!"

by Nick D April 5, 2003

waste your flavor

To cramp your style or disrespect someone, making the person look like a little bitch, or anything less than a pimp.

Kenny: "...and then I was jockin' all the fly bitches and deez hoes were all up on my nuts and I was like 'Which one of you ladies is gonna get a ride on the old Ken-meister Express?' HELLLLZ YEAH!"
Steve: "Shut the fuck up man, you're all talk."
Kenny: "Sheeeeeiiit man why you always gotta be wastin' my flava??? Beeeotch I oughta blast gats on yo ass!"
Steve: "You do know you're white, right?"

by Nick D October 26, 2004

double-bag it

To use two condoms when banging a bitch.

Double-bagging it with that dirty ho saved me from getting AIDS and syphilis, but unfortunately I still ended up with gonorrhea, herpes, hepatitis B, C, P, and W, crabs, lobsters, and shrimp.

by Nick D December 3, 2003

wheel and deal

(English) To manipulate a situation to your advantage using crafty means.
(Ebonics) To play da gizzame like Dr. J play basketball.

Watch out for that bitch, nigga, she knows how to wheel and deal. Ho'll hit you up for all yo' skrilla.

by Nick D February 7, 2004

deez nutz

A joke that originated from the song "Deeez Nuuuts" on Dr. Dre's original album "The Chronic", released in 1992. Since then, the phrase has mutated into "deez nutz" and catching people with "deez nutz" has become America's 3,157th favorite pastime, just behind underwater basket-weaving and just ahead of collecting Spongebob Squarepants paraphernalia. The game works as following: you ask someone a question, and if the response is "What?", "Who?", "Huh?" or anything starting starting with one of the 5 "W's", you're free to get that person with "DEEEEEZ NUUUUUTZ!!!". Works best when done loudly in quiet public places such as a lecture hall, church, or a line at the bank. Some ways to catch someone are as follows:

1) The classics. You may need to say these quickly or mumble them so people don't realize you're trying to catch them.
You: "Did what's his name get at you/give you a call/give you a holla/holla atcha/etc.?"
OR "Did dee/deez call last night?"
(or anything similar)
Victim: "Who?"
You: "DEEZ NUTZ!"

2) Names. Many names work in a similar way:
Neil and Bob -> "Neil and Bob (kneel and bob) on DEEZ NUTZ!"
Mandy -> "Man DEEZ NUTZ be all up in yo' mouth!"
Joe -> "JOE MAMMA!"
Mike -> "Mike DICK!"
Justin -> "Justin time for me to come in your mouth!"

3) Questions.
"Did you get it?" -> "Did you get DEEZ NUTZ out of your mouth?"
"How'd you do it?" -> "How'd you get DEEZ NUTZ out of your mouth?!?!"
"Are you going to the big party?" -> "Party in your mouth and everyone's coming!"
"Do you like the Phillies or the Yankees?" -> "Phil (feel) DEEZ NUTZ!" OR "Yank DEEZ NUTZ!"
"Do you like Wendy's or McD's?" -> "Wen-DEEZ NUTZ!" OR "Mc-DEEZ NUTZ!"
"Do you like tapes or CD's" -> if "CD's" is the answer..."C (See) DEEZ NUTZ!"

4) Advanced (when people get too good at it). Throw "dee" or "deez" into any question or statement, wait for a "what?" or "who?" type answer.
Examples:
"Dee go with you at the game the other day?"
"Dee got with that girl last night at Rick's house."
"Dee was gonna play basketball a little later."
"Dee get you that new Snoop Dogg CD?"
You can also use the names listed in (2) in this way.

To avoid being caught, always say "I didn't hear you" or something of the sort instead of something like "What?" or "Huh?" when you didn't understand what someone said.

I know it sounds really dumb, but it's hilarious. This was the thing to do back when I was in high school.

by Nick D July 8, 2004

box

1) Short for "tool box". Calling someone a box is worse than calling that person a tool, since it refers to a whole box of tools.
2) To fight using one's fists, usually in a ring, as if you were Mike Tyson.

You won't even box my 10-year-old brother? Man, you can be a real box sometimes.

by Nick D May 1, 2003