Nick D's definitions

poppin' tags

buying shit...poppin' the tags off of merchandise.

Jay-Z be poppin' tags, leavin' tha mall with heavy bags.

by Nick D February 18, 2003

joint

A place. Can be any place, doesn't have to be jail or a crack house.
"The joint", however, means the fucking slammer.

Delonte: "Ayyo nigga let's hit up dat science museum tomorrow."
Jameer: "Hell yeah dogg that joint is off da heezy fo' sheezy."
Delonte: "Yeah that joint sho' is better than THE joint."

by Nick D January 31, 2004

mood music

Shit you play when you've got a bitch over to give you a better chance to beat it up.

I got her all worked up by playing Boyz II Men's "I'll Make Love to You", but she really lost it when I surprised her with the shocker followed by a swift Danza slap.

by Nick D February 1, 2004

it's for a cop

Another way to say "spit in it".

Burger punk: "Double baco cheeseburger...it's for a cop."
Rod Farva: "What the hell was that all about? You gonna spit in it now?"
Burger punk: "No, I was just telling him that so he makes it extra good......Uh, don't spit in that cop's burger."


(she spits)
Carson Daly: "What was that, bitch? If that was supposed to be for a cop I would have had Carl fuckin' Winslow come over and suck it."
Christina Aguilera: "I just don't like the taste of it, OK?"
Carson Daly: "WHAT!?!? Is Carson Daly gonna have to choke a bitch!?!?"

by Nick D April 25, 2004

anything that walks

Describes, literally, any person or animal that can ambulate using legs or related appendages. Generally though it is used as the epitome of low standards in the selection of a mate of the opposite sex.

We all knew Ray would fuck anything that walks and swore by the saying pussy ain't got no face. But he outdid even himself when he was arrested for sneaking into Sea World with intent to engage in intercourse with the female dolphins.

by Nick D August 18, 2004

throw the book at

To give someone the maximum sentence for a crime or penalize very harshly.

Marty really got screwed over that jaywalking charge when the judge threw the book at him and gave him a life sentence in the federal do-me-in-the-ass prison.

by Nick D August 26, 2004

with your name on it

An phrase that indicates that something is reserved for the specified person. Does not mean that it literally has the person's name written on it.

Carlos: "Hey Jose I found this awesome nametag with your name on it."
Jose: "Let me see it... What the fuck man, it says 'Bob Saget' on it."
Carlos: "AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I got you good, you fucker!!!"
Jose: "Just shut up and help me finish unclogging the shitter."

by Nick D July 14, 2004