Nick D's definitions

a sucka in a uniform waiting to get shot

What a cop is if you take away his gun and his badge.

"Without a gun and a badge, what do you got? A sucka in a uniform waiting to get shot." -Eazy-E (N.W.A. - "Fuck Tha Police")

by Nick D January 28, 2004

fatkins diet

Another name for the Atkins diet, since it endorses foods low in carbs, but often very high in fat, thus making the dieter fat anyway.

Tammy: "Shit. Look at me. Why am I so fat?"
Sammy: "Probably has something to do with that HUGE FUCKING TUB OF CRISCO you just ate. That was 100% bona fide LARD, bitch!"
Tammy: "No, that wasn't it, that was Atkins-approved so it has to be good for you. Oh...you know what it must have been...that one slice of Wonder bread I ate yesterday. Yeah, that must have had 7 or 8 grams of carbs. I never should have eaten it!"
Sammy: "Bitch I suggest you lay off the Fatkins diet and GET OFF THE FUCKING COUCH FOR ONCE!!!"
Tammy: "Are you kidding? Then I'd miss the 'Days of our Lives' re-run that's coming up. Hey, could you go to Wendy's and pick me up a triple bacon cheeseburger? No bread of course. I'm hungry."

by Nick D July 20, 2004

get silly

To drink; to get wasted. Silly is another term for drunk.

Your kid: "Hey guys, I stole a 12-pack of Natty from my dad's fridge. Wanna get silly tonight."
Friend: "No, I think we'll just smoke crack instead."
Your kid: "OK, save a couple rocks for me!"

"Get silly...don't stop when the beat drop, just keep shakin' it, get silly." -Sean Paul

"Got me gettin' so silly right now..." -Beyonce

"E'rybody in the club gettin' silly." -J-Kwon

by Nick D July 19, 2004

take

1) to kick someone's ass
2) to have your way (sexually) with a person

1)
Jay is a big guy, but he's goofy as all hell, so Tim could probably take him.

2)
Corey: "So, uh, you must be from Tennessee...I mean, um, did it hurt?"
Topanga: "When you stuck it in my butt? Yeah, a little at first, but I got used to it."
Corey: "No, I mean when you fell from heaven."
Topanga: "Just shut up and take me! Now!"
Corey: "OK."

by Nick D May 22, 2004

slip her the sausage

bang her, give her the dick. If you're Italian, you can say "the italian sausage", if you're Polish you can say "the polish sausage" or "the ol' kielbasa", if you're German you can say "the ol' bratwurst".

The first time I saw her, she gave me that old-fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to slip her the sausage, preferably indabutt.

by Nick D February 18, 2003

lemon extract

The strongest alcoholic beverage that an underage person can legally buy. It's usually sold in 1 oz. bottles for about $4 each, so it's not at all cheap. However the alcohol content can be as high as 84% (168 proof), so it's almost worth it. Also, it burns worse than any other alcoholic beverage when going down. Don't shoot it.

Matt could handle 10 shots of 151 without too much trouble, but when he tried the same with lemon extract he had to get his stomach pumped.

1 oz. lemon extract + 1 tbsp sugar + 5 oz water = Nick D's Hard Lemonade

After shooting 5 bottles of lemon extract straight, Jimmy went to the hospital for a throat transplant.

by Nick D October 29, 2003

Dag

1) "damn..."
2) expression of surprise or amazement

1) Dag...I got fired from Dempsey's
2) You mean you found 7 mosquitoes in one omelet? DAG!

by Nick D February 21, 2003