Nick D's definitions

50 Cent

The greatest rapper to hit the scene since his mentor, Eminem. A role model: people live by the famous WWFCD (What would Fifty Cent Do?).

What would 50 Cent do? Fuckin' shoot someone, that's what.

by Nick D March 11, 2003

challah

A type of white, leavened bread that Jewish people (M.O.T.s) eat. It is pronounced the same as "holla".

I told that Jewish girl to give me a holla sometime, then she showed up at the crib couple of days later carrying a loaf of bread.

Tom: "This party is bernie."
Jon: "Let's bake like challah and leaven."
Bob: "Stop being such a M.O.T."

by Nick D May 30, 2004

13375p33x0r

A person who pretends to be cool by speeking in 13375p33k (computergeekese), but is really just in dork-denial and sucks (is NOT 1337) in every respect, including the cock. See fudge packer.

I've been traumatized for life ever since I walked in on that 13375p33x0r feverishly whacking his 2" dick to gay porn.

by Nick D May 31, 2003

Mr. Washington

A one-dollar bill. This term is usually used when bribing somebody.

Girl: "I told you, I'm not gonna let you beat it up. You have herpegonnosyphiltitis."
Boy: "Well...that's not what Mr. Washington here says..." (pulls out a crisp $1 bill and offers it to her)
Girl: ***SMACK!!!*** "Fuck you nigga, my mama didn't raise no ho!"

by Nick D August 26, 2004

dirt cheap

As inexpensive as you're going to find anywhere.

"Yo check out that nigga rollin' by in that 911 over there."
"Yeah, his car might be worth a lot, but word on the street is his mom is dirt cheap."

by Nick D February 20, 2004

hide and go fuck yourself

a game, except it's not really a game, it's only used as an insult.

Go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.

by Nick D February 27, 2003

the way

slang for Subway, the fast-food sub chain.

Fuck McDonald's, dogg...I quit! Now I'm gonna go get a real job at the way.

by Nick D March 31, 2003