Nick D's definitions

nurse

To hold on to the same beer all night and drink it very slowly, if at all. Can also describe a person who does this often. Frequent nursing has been scientifically linked to membership in the babysitters club.

Ray: "My brother's going to school to be a chef."
Jay: "DUUUUUDE that is SOOOOOO LAAAAAME! Cooking is for girls, man. He must be gay or something."
Ray: "Shut up, man. You shouldn't be talking. It's better than being a nurse like you."
Jay: "What do you mean, dude? I ain't no bitch-ass nurse."
Ray: "Hell yeah you are...you've been holding onto that same beer ever since you got here! Want me to get you a sippy cup for that thing?"

by Nick D October 25, 2005

balltickler

Someone who exhibits homosexual tendencies in an aggressive way.

After I nailed the last guy to win our dodgeball game, the whole team gave me high fives, except for Steve, who smacked me in the ass. What a balltickler that guy is.

by Nick D October 25, 2005

TNA

An acronym for "Then. Now. Always." Means something always has been, is now, and always will be. Not to be confused with "T&A" (Tits & Ass).

"I hear your mom has some major T&A."
"Hell yeah she does! TNA!"

by Nick D October 27, 2005

spam popsicle

Penis; cock; one-eyed monster. A synonym of meat popsicle.

Brenda had a fucking field day on my spam popsicle after I told her I had over 600 thumbs-up definitions on Urban Dictionary.

by Nick D November 1, 2005

protein shot

A shot of jizz in the mouth.

Sara is a vegan but I keep her on a balanced diet with daily protein shots and hot beef injections.

by Nick D November 3, 2005

gang of

A very large number or amount of. A close synonym of grip of.

"Later on that day, Dr. Dre came through with a gang of Tanqueray and a fat-ass J that made me choke...sheeeit this ain't no joke." -Snoop Doggy Dogg, "Gin and Juice"

A gang of gangs ganged up on my gang in that gang war. Damn did we get our shit handed to us.

by Nick D November 3, 2005

llell

Short for llello...Hispanic-origin slang for cocaine. Alternate (but less correct) spellings are yay and yea.

"You want some llell?
I'll front your ass a play
But other than that, get the hell out my face
Because you niggaz tryin to
Blow my buzz..."
-D12, "Blow My Buzz"

Teacher: "Kenny, what's 2 times 4?"
Kenny: "Um...uh...8?"
Teacher: "YAY! You got it right!"
Crackhead Jimmy: "Llell!?! What!?! Where!?! I need a freeze like there's no tomorrow."
Teacher: "No, Jimmy. We've gone over this before. 10 to 11 is math time. Drug dealing is only OK during lunchtime and gym class."

by Nick D November 5, 2005