Nick D's definitions

bus driver

1) the broke-ass fat-ass disgruntled old-head who takes your poor ass to school or elsewhere
2) someone who takes you to school, figuratively

1) "Man, your grandma sure is a nasty bitch. And she's old, fat, and ugly. Come to think of it, she's also pretty damn broke. What the hell is she, a bus driver."
"Yes."

2) (makes 7 consecutive 3-pointers and dunks in your face 32 times)
"Call me the bus driver, because I just took yo' ass to school!"

by Nick D September 22, 2003

313

Detroit area code, where Eminem comes from.

Everybody in da 313, put yo mothafuckin hands up and follow me.

by Nick D February 17, 2003

West Virginia University

Called WVU for short, it's the biggest party school in the country. Half the people there are total rednecks, and ALL the people there are raging alcoholics. A good place to go if you want the full-out college experience without silly distractions like classes getting in the way.

Boss: "Now it says here on your resume that you attended West Virginia University for four years. How was that?"
You: "I don't remember."

by Nick D August 9, 2004

seven sisters of the poor

A saying which refers to a shitty opponent, generally a cupcake team in a sporting event.

Matt: "St. Joe's is the BOMB!!! 20-0 bitch, we're AWESOME!!!"
Alex: "Any half decent team would be 20-0 after playing the seven sisters of the poor like they have."
Matt: "Well I never!"

by Nick D May 28, 2004

chuck it in her

To have sexual intercourse with a girl.
SYNONYMS: beat it up, stick it to her, chuck your junk in her

We were down 38-3 at halftime so I decided to throw in the towel on the game and chuck it in Melissa under the bleachers instead.

by Nick D July 4, 2004

Reno style

Adjective used to emphasize how much something blows or sucks dick. It cannot be translated literally...maybe the closest thing to it is "a lot".

Ja Rule was hardcore at first, but now he just blows goats, Reno style.

by Nick D June 2, 2003

Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles!

Expression that means that one is getting continually screwed/raped/ass-raped, figuratively.

Shit. I got a D on the chem midterm last week. I lost $50 in poker last night. Now I've got a fucking $150 phone bill to pay AND rent due. Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles!

by Nick D March 10, 2003