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The cost of freedom, according to the song in "Team America: World Police." Pronounced "buck-o-five."
"Freedom isn't free, it costs folks like you and me
And if we don't all chip in, we'll never pay that bill
Freedom isn't free, no there's a hefty fuckin' fee
And if you don't throw in your buck-o-five, who will?"
-"Freedom Isn't Free," from "Team America"

Order-taker: "Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?"
Kevin: "I'm not too hungry today...just get me some freedom, some ice water, and 15 ketchup packets."
Order-taker: "Would you like freedom fries with that?"
Kevin: "No, just the plain old freedom, the water, and the...um...catsup."
Order-taker: "OK, that'll be $1.05. Pull ahead to the first window."

Billy: "Man this Patriot Act is bullshit. What happened to good old freedom?"
Judd: "Well when they were collecting everyone's $1.05, I was a nickel short. That might have something to do with it."
Billy: "F-ing douche bag."
by Nick D November 15, 2005

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