Nick B's definitions

eyeometer

when you can calculate specific sizes and shapes with only using your eyes, like speaker holes, centering picture ect.....

I need to cut this hole out for this 12 inc subwoofer, i will just use my eyeometer

by NICK B October 8, 2004

yountafish

yount when he drinks like a fish. thus is the reason he rides around on his pimp ass marin 18 speed two tone lady catcher.

When yount drinks he turns into YOUNTAFISH the superhero with extra special powers including, beer goggles, pimp like game, picking up on only the taken woman, and an extra large mouth with the same size body. Ooooo that cant be good, can it? -watch out yountafish that guy is gonna beat your ass-

by NICK B October 9, 2004

🍄

The mushroom emoji means 'what the f**k' in a humorous manner.

Guy friend: I ate my mom's cookies last night, and they were sooo good.
You: 🍄
You

by Nick b February 2, 2015

yount

A landbased bipedal mamal whose mode of transportation is typically a bicycle as it is phrobited from driving an automobile.

"Mommy, why is that man riding his bicycle in the middle of traffic?" "It's ok honey, he's a yount, he has to."

by NICK B October 9, 2004

Ram

to have sex with someone

I would really like to ram Jenny Jenson

by Nick B November 4, 2003

HillBanian

The "HillBanian" is a cross bread, Half Hillbilly half Albanian. Most commonly found Driving Tractor trailer eating baklava. The HillBanian is mainly kind by nature but if crossed or provoked will swear at you in what seems to be it's native Albanian throaty noise like gibberish. The HillBanian also enjoys Nascar, Sun flower seeds and Doma.

That Hillbanian really knows how to drive a truck

by NICK B June 8, 2014

SCUTTERS

A name for a very ugly girl who has a face that looks like scrapes from the gutter.

That bird is scutters

by Nick B September 25, 2003