9 definitions by Newman S.

twixting

Texting while eating a Twix.

Outlawed in all but three states, twixting is a double pleasure not easily equaled.

by Newman S. November 30, 2011

Hyanus

A mthyical town located on Cape Cod, somewhere between Hyannis and Provincetown, where high-wage earning homosexuals flock to in the summer.

Larry, go pack up your Gucci purse. We're taking the Porche down to Hyanus for the kite festival.

by Newman S. December 2, 2011