7 definitions by New Jack Swing

mulignan

(n) (1) a variation of the Italian word for eggplant. (2) a person of direct African descent (a black person). Actually, this term has nothing to do with slavery, because Italians rarely if ever had black slaves, and most Italians were in favor of giving rights to blacks while the whites up in Northern Europe and America were still using blacks for labor and slave trades. The real origin of this slang word is unknown, but it is not as popular among Italians as the movies and white people suggest. Most people now that use the word "mooley" are white, not Italian.

Some Angry Guy: Yo, what's up with all these mulignans in my hood? Get outta here, ya mooley.

Some Guy With Sense: What the hell are you talking about? Stop saying "mooley", you asshole. You're not even Italian, you're white. And even if you were Italian, it be even more ignorant to be rascist towards blacks, considering Italians aren't white and are closely related to blacks. Italians and blacks should be brothers.

by New Jack Swing January 6, 2006

FODaW

(pronounced foe-daw)(n) Freak Of Da Week. A freak of the week is an incredibly wild, sexy, crazy girl who is freaky in the sheets. See FOTW

My man, you have to be careful around Sara! She is a certified FODaW!

by New Jack Swing November 4, 2005

Italian Karate

(n) an ancient art of self-defense and offense used by Italians for generations. Basically, it involves beating the shit out of someone. Then, if they are still coming at you, take out a baseball bat. If they are still coming at you, use a gun. That's it.

Italian karate is a joke, actually. Despite the stereotype, Italians are not all violent and crime-prone. They are hard-working, intelligent people. Viva Italia!!!

by New Jack Swing April 19, 2006

wop

(n) a racial slur for an Italian or person of Italian heritage. It is often said that this term comes from "With Out Papers" or "Working On Pavement," but it actually comes from the Italian word "guappo", meaning a swaggerer, pimp, or ruffian.

Fuck all those definitions that say wop is a drink. The only time I've heard some one use the word is as an ethnic slur, and usually at me.

by New Jack Swing November 13, 2005

jammy

1. A gun or firearm
2. A penis; a dick or schlong
3. (Usually plural) pajamas

1. "Pulled out the jammy, aimed it at the sky
He yelled, 'Stick 'em up!' and let two fly" - "Paul Revere" by the Beastie Boys
"'Cause I pull out my jammy and squeeze off six
My pistol is loaded - I shot Betty Crocker" - "Rhymin and Stealin" by the Beastie Boys
"Pulled out the jammy and like a mirage
A sissy like that got out of Dodge" - "8 Ball" by N.W.A.

2. "Pulled out the jammy and killed the punanny" "It Was A Good Day" by Ice Cube

3. Mommy, I love my new Elmo jammies!

by New Jack Swing May 24, 2006

jammy

1. A gun or firearm
2. A penis; a dick or schlong
3. (Usually plural) pajamas

1. "Pulled out the jammy, aimed it at the sky
He yelled, 'Stick 'em up!' and let two fly" - "Paul Revere" by the Beastie Boys
"'Cause I pull out my jammy and squeeze off six
My pistol is loaded - I shot Betty Crocker" - "Rhymin and Stealin" by the Beastie Boys
"Pulled out the jammy and like a mirage
A sissy like that got out of Dodge" - "8 Ball" by N.W.A.

2. "Pulled out the jammy and killed the punanny" "It Was A Good Day" by Ice Cube

3. Mommy, I love my new Elmo jammies!

by New Jack Swing May 23, 2006

Stella

An underground critically-acclaimed cult comedy troupe consisting of Michael Ian Black, David Wain, and Michael Showalter. They now have a show on Comedy Central which isn't as good as their original Stella shorts, but is still really hilarious. "Who's Marcus? Who the FUCK is Marcus?"

Stella shorts are awesome, and you can new jack swing from my nuts.

by New Jack Swing October 8, 2005