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6 definitions by Neon Ninja Kills You

 
1.
When putting on skinny jeans, your leg hair is swept upward. Then after taking your pants off, your leg hair are still pointing up.

Usually return to normal after an hour or two on their own or after a shower.

Sometimes painful
skinny jean-leg hair syndrome
by Neon Ninja Kills You November 07, 2009
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2.
Usually said to someone when it appears that they have a boner.

Said to embarass/draw attention to said person

Banana can be replaced with a multitude of things, i.e cucumber, pencil, roll of quarters, mint container, etc.
Guy 1: *walks into room*
Guy 2: Hey is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Guy 1: *looks down*
Everyone: *Laughs*
by Neon Ninja Kills You November 01, 2009
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3.
when you need to shit so bad that you need to clamp your ass cheeks together so you dont shit your pants

also accompanied by a V-shaped walk
When the "i need to walk slowly" shit occurs:

After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.
by Neon Ninja Kills You November 02, 2009
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4.
Axe body spray
Bob: Dude, don't go in the bathroom. I just dominated the toilet.
Joe: Manbreeze it, then
by Neon Ninja Kills You November 26, 2009
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5.
Good at first, but quickly filling.....
And quickly emptying......
Death to American bowels!

See The "I need to walk slowly" shit
After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.
by Neon Ninja Kills You November 02, 2009
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6.
Putting seasoning (i.e. parsley, thyme, etc.) on your junk before a blow job so it tastes better for the other party
Seasoning your meat:

Hey man I seasoned my meat for jill last night

Like a steak?

Yeah, but not that kind

I bet she loved it

You kidding? She asked for seconds!
by Neon Ninja Kills You November 04, 2009
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