Neologian-PJG's definitions

Octobarvest

The celebration of the late harvest in October.
NB: The word is an etymological hybrid of "October" and "harvest" with an ear to the celebratory spirit of "Octoberfest" (Oktoberfest).

It is unbelievable that this late in the year we are still enjoying garden tomatoes and cucumbers in a hearty Octobarvest.

by Neologian-PJG October 10, 2013

capidolism

Capidolism is the economic system that worships Money as God.

The best example of capidolism is the unfettered greed of multi-national corporations.

by Neologian-PJG June 28, 2012

Whole Wide Facebook

A 21st Century designation indicating massive magnitude. Whereas in the past one might utter the phrase 'whole wide world,' such phrasing now seems quaint, and has been usurped by its replacement, 'whole wide facebook.'

You're the bestest mom in the whole wide facebook!

You'll never find anyone else in the whole wide facebook as awesome as I am.

by Neologian-PJG December 10, 2012

ancestree

Instead of clumsily talking about one's 'ancestry' and again about one's 'family tree,' we can instead speak with more precision about one's ancestree.

That blue blood family was a little too 'close' (ahem) with sometimes not enough branching out in their ancestree, if you know what I mean.

Everyone wants to find someone famous in their ancestree.

by Neologian-PJG March 31, 2013

coingratulations

Monetary compensation combined with verbal (written or spoken) praise for a job well done.

When Maria exceeded her monthly work goals, her boss generously compensated her with her due coingratulations.

by Neologian-PJG September 27, 2011

season's greedings

In the Christmas/Holiday season, any greeting whose sole instrumental purpose is a financial transaction.

When an employee of a retail establishment greets a shopper in the fourth quarter of the fiscal year-- though in particular, beginning on Black Friday.

CLERK: "Season's Greedings, Ma'am."
SHOPPER: "Thanks, and Happy Holidays to you, too. Do you accept American Express?"

'Merry Christmas' and 'Happy Holidays' are the most common season's greedings.

by Neologian-PJG December 25, 2011

Priding

(v.) To engage in LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender) Pride Fedstival-related activities, usually in the summer time.

We'll be priding this weekend. How about you?

by Neologian-PJG June 25, 2012