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MinnesHota

When summer temperatures in Minnesota exceed the upper 90s (°F) we are justified in renaming the state MinnesHota.
The thermometer in my car reads 106°F right in the heart of MinnesHota today.

Global warming is turning my state from Minnesota to MinnesHota.
by Neologian-PJG July 5, 2012
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Phantom Load

The mysterious (and some say, nonexistent) phenomenon, sometimes known as the faked male orgasm, is better known as a phantom load.
"The strangest thing happened."
"What?"
"After sex, last night I saw the condom John used, but it was... empty."
"How could that be?"
"I know, it's so weird! He acted like he finished, but I guess it was just a phantom load."
by Neologian-PJG August 26, 2013
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nouveauld

(pronounced: newvold)
a. When something is newly produced as a replica or as an imitation of an older style or form, it is said to be nouveauld; especially when the nouveauld object is in fashion at the moment.

b. When a celebrity who was formerly very popular experiences a resurgence in notoriety, as in a comeback, during her or his advanced years, s/he is said to be nouveauld.
a. I am unimpressed by those nouveauld Victorian columns on that McMansion.

a. Restoration Hardware is chock-full of products that are nouveauld.

b. My favorite nouveauld star is Betty White.
by Neologian-PJG April 5, 2012
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blaze of gory

When a demented person decides to commit suicide in a public way that includes the horrific murder of other human beings, the horribly elevating phrase 'blaze of glory' is often used to describe the action, but it needs to be replaced by 'blaze of gory.'
That murderous psychopath (whose name we should never say and never publicize) just had to go out in a blaze of gory, which resulted in so many senseless deaths.
by Neologian-PJG January 8, 2013
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capidolism

Capidolism is the economic system that worships Money as God.
The best example of capidolism is the unfettered greed of multi-national corporations.
by Neologian-PJG June 28, 2012
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Vatication

When the Pope abdicates the the Chair (cathedra) of Peter before his natural death, the Emeritus Pope is said to be on permanent Vatication.

Vatication is like the ultimate staycation, since it is a vacation in the Vatican taken on a permanent basis by Emeritus Pope.
Emeritus Pope Benedict XVI starts his permanent Vatication on February 28, 2013, the day he abdicates the pontifical throne, doffs his signature red Prada loafers, and his papal ring is destroyed.
by Neologian-PJG February 27, 2013
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Whole Wide Facebook

A 21st Century designation indicating massive magnitude. Whereas in the past one might utter the phrase 'whole wide world,' such phrasing now seems quaint, and has been usurped by its replacement, 'whole wide facebook.'
You're the bestest mom in the whole wide facebook!

You'll never find anyone else in the whole wide facebook as awesome as I am.
by Neologian-PJG December 10, 2012
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