Neologian-PJG's definitions
Turkpocalypse is another word for the United States civic holiday, Thanksgiving.
Turkpocalypse refers particularly to the large-scale killing of turkeys in preparation for the Thanksgiving celebration, since turkey is the most common main dish served at the central meal to which the celebration is largely dedicated each November.
Turkpocalypse refers particularly to the large-scale killing of turkeys in preparation for the Thanksgiving celebration, since turkey is the most common main dish served at the central meal to which the celebration is largely dedicated each November.
In a silly display of tradition, every year the President of the United States 'pardons' at least one turkey, saving it from its otherwise certain doom with the annual arrival of Turkpocalypse.
One side-effect of Turkpocalypse is a nationwide tryptophan-induced, after-dinner nap while watching the game on TV.
One side-effect of Turkpocalypse is a nationwide tryptophan-induced, after-dinner nap while watching the game on TV.
by Neologian-PJG November 29, 2011
Get the Turkpocalypsemug. The celebration of the late harvest in October.
NB: The word is an etymological hybrid of "October" and "harvest" with an ear to the celebratory spirit of "Octoberfest" (Oktoberfest).
NB: The word is an etymological hybrid of "October" and "harvest" with an ear to the celebratory spirit of "Octoberfest" (Oktoberfest).
It is unbelievable that this late in the year we are still enjoying garden tomatoes and cucumbers in a hearty Octobarvest.
by Neologian-PJG October 10, 2013
Get the Octobarvestmug. In the Christmas/Holiday season, any greeting whose sole instrumental purpose is a financial transaction.
When an employee of a retail establishment greets a shopper in the fourth quarter of the fiscal year-- though in particular, beginning on Black Friday.
When an employee of a retail establishment greets a shopper in the fourth quarter of the fiscal year-- though in particular, beginning on Black Friday.
CLERK: "Season's Greedings, Ma'am."
SHOPPER: "Thanks, and Happy Holidays to you, too. Do you accept American Express?"
'Merry Christmas' and 'Happy Holidays' are the most common season's greedings.
SHOPPER: "Thanks, and Happy Holidays to you, too. Do you accept American Express?"
'Merry Christmas' and 'Happy Holidays' are the most common season's greedings.
by Neologian-PJG December 25, 2011
Get the season's greedingsmug. When Maria exceeded her monthly work goals, her boss generously compensated her with her due coingratulations.
by Neologian-PJG September 27, 2011
Get the coingratulationsmug. A 21st Century designation indicating massive magnitude. Whereas in the past one might utter the phrase 'whole wide world,' such phrasing now seems quaint, and has been usurped by its replacement, 'whole wide facebook.'
You're the bestest mom in the whole wide facebook!
You'll never find anyone else in the whole wide facebook as awesome as I am.
You'll never find anyone else in the whole wide facebook as awesome as I am.
by Neologian-PJG December 10, 2012
Get the Whole Wide Facebookmug. Since the position of Pope is required to be "usque ad mortem" (until death), when the Pope of Rome resigns, quits, or is removed from his Pontificate before his natural death, such leaving of office is known as Pontificatus Interruptus.
Due to his resignation from office, Pope Benedict XVI, whose previous name was title and name was Cardinal Ratzinger, will forever be known as Pontificatus Interruptus.
by Neologian-PJG February 11, 2013
Get the Pontificatus Interruptusmug. When summer temperatures in Minnesota exceed the upper 90s (°F) we are justified in renaming the state MinnesHota.
The thermometer in my car reads 106°F right in the heart of MinnesHota today.
Global warming is turning my state from Minnesota to MinnesHota.
Global warming is turning my state from Minnesota to MinnesHota.
by Neologian-PJG July 5, 2012
Get the MinnesHotamug.