29 definitions by Neologian-PJG
A dude who slams Mtn Dew/Mountain Dew while participating in mountain based extreme sports, such as snowboarding.
A dude who drinks (though preferably slams) Mtn Dew/Mountain Dew.
Important Note: Only exclamatory statements with the requisite exclamation mark may contain the term Dewd!
A dude who drinks (though preferably slams) Mtn Dew/Mountain Dew.
Important Note: Only exclamatory statements with the requisite exclamation mark may contain the term Dewd!
Dewd barges every jump!
Dewd!
The ultra caffeinated citrus carbonation of Mtn Dew/Mountain Dew gives that Dewd the energy to rock out all Xtreem sports!
On a scale of one to ten, with the most extreme as ten and the least extreme as one that was a nine point five, Dewd!
Dewd!
The ultra caffeinated citrus carbonation of Mtn Dew/Mountain Dew gives that Dewd the energy to rock out all Xtreem sports!
On a scale of one to ten, with the most extreme as ten and the least extreme as one that was a nine point five, Dewd!
by Neologian-PJG December 18, 2011
(adj.) Outvisible is the opposite of invisible-- the opposite of the kind of invisibility that is enforced by oppressive social structures. The term, "out" is a common shortening of the colloquialism, "out of the closet" often used to refer to lesbian, gay, bisexual, or transgender (LGBT) persons who do not hide their sexual orientation or gender identity. That use of the term, "out" is prefixed to the word "visible" to express a life lived with honest openness, especially in, but not limited to, the LGBT Community.
variation: outvisibility (n.)
variation: outvisibility (n.)
That queer activist is awesomely outvisible.
The Gay Pride Festival and Gay Pride Parade are fabulous outvisible events each summer.
Elton John and Ellen DeGeneres have been outvisible for decades.
The Gay Pride Festival and Gay Pride Parade are fabulous outvisible events each summer.
Elton John and Ellen DeGeneres have been outvisible for decades.
by Neologian-PJG May 27, 2013
Early morning tweeting that is vengeful, mean, or defamatory-- ideally laced with falsehood and innuendo.
The celebrity threw another Trumper Tantrum filled with misogynistic fat shaming and slut shaming. #trumpertantrum
trumpertantrum
trumpertantrum
by Neologian-PJG October 3, 2016
In the Christmas/Holiday season, any greeting whose sole instrumental purpose is a financial transaction.
When an employee of a retail establishment greets a shopper in the fourth quarter of the fiscal year-- though in particular, beginning on Black Friday.
When an employee of a retail establishment greets a shopper in the fourth quarter of the fiscal year-- though in particular, beginning on Black Friday.
CLERK: "Season's Greedings, Ma'am."
SHOPPER: "Thanks, and Happy Holidays to you, too. Do you accept American Express?"
'Merry Christmas' and 'Happy Holidays' are the most common season's greedings.
SHOPPER: "Thanks, and Happy Holidays to you, too. Do you accept American Express?"
'Merry Christmas' and 'Happy Holidays' are the most common season's greedings.
by Neologian-PJG December 20, 2011
The mysterious (and some say, nonexistent) phenomenon, sometimes known as the faked male orgasm, is better known as a phantom load.
"The strangest thing happened."
"What?"
"After sex, last night I saw the condom John used, but it was... empty."
"How could that be?"
"I know, it's so weird! He acted like he finished, but I guess it was just a phantom load."
"What?"
"After sex, last night I saw the condom John used, but it was... empty."
"How could that be?"
"I know, it's so weird! He acted like he finished, but I guess it was just a phantom load."
by Neologian-PJG July 16, 2013
n. AssFault is a more elegant and more sophisticated term to replace the relatively more vulgar ButtCrack or its synonym, AssCrack.
etymology: AssFault is a conjoining of two terms: "Ass," which refers to the posterior of a person, and "Fault" which is a geological term indicating a break or a crack.
etymology: AssFault is a conjoining of two terms: "Ass," which refers to the posterior of a person, and "Fault" which is a geological term indicating a break or a crack.
After the long bike ride over the asphalt my AssFault was very sore... I think I need a new seat.
Dude 1: Dude-- pull up your pants. I can see your butt is broken!
Dude2: What?
Dude1: I can see your AssFault!
Dude 1: Dude-- pull up your pants. I can see your butt is broken!
Dude2: What?
Dude1: I can see your AssFault!
by Neologian-PJG November 15, 2012
When summer temperatures in Minnesota exceed the upper 90s (°F) we are justified in renaming the state MinnesHota.
The thermometer in my car reads 106°F right in the heart of MinnesHota today.
Global warming is turning my state from Minnesota to MinnesHota.
Global warming is turning my state from Minnesota to MinnesHota.
by Neologian-PJG July 3, 2012