2 definitions by Neolapse

The Memphis Musket

When you’re getting head from a girl with dip in her mouth and she spits down your dick hole and stuffs it down with a chopstick

“Rebecca and I tried The Memphis Musket the other day and I haven’t been able to piss since”

by Neolapse December 27, 2022

Pennsylvania Plunger

The action of inserting the male penis into a female’s rectum when she is about to poop, urinating, pulling it out, and watching as the shit and piss pours out

I gave Taylor the Pennsylvania Plunger and now I have a urinary tract infection

by Neolapse December 27, 2022