14 definitions by Nefarious Aflatus

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A freeware product from Apple that will allow the access to a ferocious tantrum with the touch of a button.

It's like setting off a bomb in some instances and is included in the bundle with any modern communications technology purchase.

Microsoft might have put it on the market first but, there were problems with the marketing people and the name of their version; 'This stupid ass fucking machine fucking computer bullshit mother fucking thing is going out the window' wasn't seen as a marketable direction at the time.
"Can you believe how much I paid for this piece of shit?" usually precludes iRage in many instances.
by Nefarious Aflatus March 25, 2009

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1. A wonderful young lady that has not yet been introduced to porn like appendages wrought of chemical enhancement.

2. A nice way to suggest that someone might be somewhat strict in cognitive assertions.

3. A politically correct manner in which someone might assert the extreme dysfunction of either of the above examples. (context)
1. The Queen of England noted that her eye fell upon a nice young lady while riding in the parade.

2. 'Der was 'dis cunt...

She was not a cunt, she was a nice young lady.

No she wasn't, she was a cunt. She had me take off my shoes and promise not to step on the floor while I walked to my room, that I paid for in her whore presence with real money that she never had seen before.

3. Great personality, what a great girl, if she were only my mother, nice place, great ass, wonderful hair, how can I get some of that?, I could be her father, Hate fuck her and leave, Hate fuck her and stay, Hate fuck her, I know a place.....
by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008

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1. Mustache/beard. More directly, a mustache/beard on a well skilled man at the art of muffin dusting.

2. Oral master concerning the art of female climax. Usually entails a well trained embouchure and tonguing techniques.
Chick #1:Did you see the muffin duster on that guy?

Chick #2:Yeah.. all of the other flavor savors must be jealous as hell!

by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008

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1. Direct result of modern American politics as result of the consistent insistence upon "one party or the other" while nothing much more than money grubbing is going on in either of those directions... usually residing in the teen aged twenty something demographics still unknowing, but influenced from the social motion of said corruptions, where individuals associate themselves more with a media personality than actual politics/social efficiencies. Much less adherence to personal/party/social meaning and ideas.

2. Also residing in the baby boomer population as direct result of mid-life crisis along with other envies claimed to be remedied with Viagra.

3. Political notion firmly within the turn coat areas of reasoning. Usually as result of various forms of corrupt participation having nothing to do with political ideology or adherence to actual Republican/Democrat beliefs beyond kickbacks.

3. A peculiar and as of yet actual animal, that has the body of an Elephant, big Donkey ears and a long trunk that always sniffs at your peanuts.

4. White guy with a "third leg" penis.
Simple... we will just use the Elephonkeys and Donkephants through some promotion campaigns, to get our hands on the real score when in office.
by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008

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1. Direct result of modern American politics as result of the consistent insistence upon "one party or the other" while nothing much more than money grubbing is going on in either of those directions... usually residing in the teen aged twenty something demographics still unknowing, but influenced from the social motion of said corruptions, where individuals associate themselves more with a media personality than actual politics/social efficiencies. Much less adherence to personal/party/social meaning and ideas.

2. Also residing in the baby boomer population as direct result of mid-life crisis along with other envies claimed to be remedied with Viagra.

3. Political notion firmly within the turn coat areas of reasoning. Usually as result of various forms of corrupt participation having nothing to do with political ideology or adherence to actual Republican/Democrat beliefs beyond kickbacks.

3. A peculiar and as of yet actual animal, that has the body of a donkey, huge elephant ears and a long trunk that always sniffs at your peanuts.
Simple... we will just use the Donkephants and Elephonkeys through some promotion campaigns, to get our hands on the real score when in office.
by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008

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1. iPant is what a person hears above their headphone mix while having sex and using earphone electronics. 2. iPant is any phantom sound which occurs when using any electronic device- which then seems to resemble a human 'panting' sound as to be animal like in wanting.
1. It was such a friction wrought pounding that I could hear his/her iPant and moans through my headphone mix. 2. Did you hear that moaning/panting sound when I turned the vid/box on?
by Nefarious Aflatus January 18, 2008

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1. A place that actually was indicted for using kangaroo meat in their 100% beef product, but had enough money to keep it out of the media (and out of court).

2. A place that probably should have just avoided false advertising and served kangaroo meat initially (I would eat it), since they have found incredible success with a stupid clown.

3. A place that still confuses the migrant mutation of "McDonald" with "MacDonald" when it is that they attempt to affiliate themselves with a clan reasoning and something beyond a clown and kangaroo meat, shell game.

4. A magnificent move for a young J.R. Simplot!
Let's go to McDonald's Restaurant and get something to push into our face.
by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008

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