14 definitions by Nefarious Aflatus
1. Most often people in the "nerd/dork" demographic that seem to think they have transitioned from "nerd" directly to white collar crime status with either the purchase of massive amounts of tech. product, or simply gotten accepted to a notable (and usually purchased) tenure at a modern tech. school. Can be seen in areas of technology employment as well and is demonstrated in the attitude of thinking they are going to be the next big tech. star, media hack. Most defined with the repeated, template like renditions of film industry depictions concerning organized crime, though usually done so draped with words they memorized that morning.
2. Obvious victims of fashion and modern advertising.
2. Obvious victims of fashion and modern advertising.
It was all I could do to refrain from smashing the iGoon and his listening device as his Crackhead Trinity worship continued to spill over into everyone else's life within the confined area common with public transit.
by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008
1. A wonderful young lady that has not yet been introduced to porn like appendages wrought of chemical enhancement.
2. A nice way to suggest that someone might be somewhat strict in cognitive assertions.
3. A politically correct manner in which someone might assert the extreme dysfunction of either of the above examples. (context)
2. A nice way to suggest that someone might be somewhat strict in cognitive assertions.
3. A politically correct manner in which someone might assert the extreme dysfunction of either of the above examples. (context)
1. The Queen of England noted that her eye fell upon a nice young lady while riding in the parade.
2. 'Der was 'dis cunt...
She was not a cunt, she was a nice young lady.
No she wasn't, she was a cunt. She had me take off my shoes and promise not to step on the floor while I walked to my room, that I paid for in her whore presence with real money that she never had seen before.
3. Great personality, what a great girl, if she were only my mother, nice place, great ass, wonderful hair, how can I get some of that?, I could be her father, Hate fuck her and leave, Hate fuck her and stay, Hate fuck her, I know a place.....
2. 'Der was 'dis cunt...
She was not a cunt, she was a nice young lady.
No she wasn't, she was a cunt. She had me take off my shoes and promise not to step on the floor while I walked to my room, that I paid for in her whore presence with real money that she never had seen before.
3. Great personality, what a great girl, if she were only my mother, nice place, great ass, wonderful hair, how can I get some of that?, I could be her father, Hate fuck her and leave, Hate fuck her and stay, Hate fuck her, I know a place.....
by Nefarious Aflatus December 24, 2008
One of the great reasons that Jesus isn't going to barge in any time soon and destroy the world. Due largely to the success regarding the saturation of Christianity (and affiliated ideas)in human belief and every day life. Whether acknowledged or not.
Big clue: Jesus cannot worship himself. Thus cannot be re-born into this world currently.
Talk amongst yourselves!
Big clue: Jesus cannot worship himself. Thus cannot be re-born into this world currently.
Talk amongst yourselves!
The self adulation paradox really gets the ecclesiastic control freaks in a snit.
It is possible to: "WWJD"
It isn't at all possible to: "I am the fucking second coming of Christ, do as I command" (For reasons beyond such psychological mutation being nothing more than "Caa-rack Nigga" reasoning).
It is possible to: "WWJD"
It isn't at all possible to: "I am the fucking second coming of Christ, do as I command" (For reasons beyond such psychological mutation being nothing more than "Caa-rack Nigga" reasoning).
by Nefarious Aflatus December 24, 2008
In the family of i-products... the iQuit serves a definite purpose... though one which is still an incredible secret. At the latest estimates, the iQuit manages to fill those areas of doubt from which many people find themselves dodging and weaving. Most times presenting itself as per such instances, when there is a failed point of order... and more so when it is that a person has ranted and raved themselves into a corner of unforgiveness from their own decision and action. Most often then displaying the worth value of such a mechanism as the iQuit, in then continuing to insist the owner/user of the iQuit is somehow correct - and thus 'victorious' in some stretch of human cognate. Even in the face of, and in light of substantial proofs to the contrary. Even and most especially within their own presented reasoning.
In so many words... it supposedly 'un-paints people in the corner' of which they have painted themselves into.
A topical quick fix for the consistent results of 'the monkey and the apple.'
Microsoft would have had one to the market first... but the product name was just too long for the marketing team to swiftly move along with it although it is on the market as well - known as the 'Condensed Geneva Convention-isering-dillything-a-ma-jigger-a-phone.'
I hear Melinda just couldn't get past an affinity with the name?
Either can be purchased at any software outlet for a relative bargain considering the benefits of application. The common market price being somewhere in the area of a couple of gameboard hundred dollar bills. Any gameboard denomination is just fine.
Ease of use and application are a major selling point... since the fake money renders a 'lick and stick' color decal that the purchaser/user applies to their forehead... then post hence such actions, all other humans are to regard them as victorious, untainted, correct and utterly the coolest thing ever! Not to mention - actual contributors to something beyond the reach's of consumer hell.
Unfortunately, it wasn't deemed economic to include a customary strip of cheap bubble gum in the bundle in either case. But the 'up-side' is that people don't have to carry around some silly piece of electronic pollution to obtain the benefits.
And then further... the impact to the atmosphere is extremely minimalized, since the only semi-permanent waste is the small wax paper backing on the lick and stick decal. A half life that is a considerable step in magnificent directions regarding modern communications technology.
In so many words... it supposedly 'un-paints people in the corner' of which they have painted themselves into.
A topical quick fix for the consistent results of 'the monkey and the apple.'
Microsoft would have had one to the market first... but the product name was just too long for the marketing team to swiftly move along with it although it is on the market as well - known as the 'Condensed Geneva Convention-isering-dillything-a-ma-jigger-a-phone.'
I hear Melinda just couldn't get past an affinity with the name?
Either can be purchased at any software outlet for a relative bargain considering the benefits of application. The common market price being somewhere in the area of a couple of gameboard hundred dollar bills. Any gameboard denomination is just fine.
Ease of use and application are a major selling point... since the fake money renders a 'lick and stick' color decal that the purchaser/user applies to their forehead... then post hence such actions, all other humans are to regard them as victorious, untainted, correct and utterly the coolest thing ever! Not to mention - actual contributors to something beyond the reach's of consumer hell.
Unfortunately, it wasn't deemed economic to include a customary strip of cheap bubble gum in the bundle in either case. But the 'up-side' is that people don't have to carry around some silly piece of electronic pollution to obtain the benefits.
And then further... the impact to the atmosphere is extremely minimalized, since the only semi-permanent waste is the small wax paper backing on the lick and stick decal. A half life that is a considerable step in magnificent directions regarding modern communications technology.
Protag: "My iQuit is almost wearing off! If we want more cheap beer, we better get another one!"
Antag: "Don't sweat it, dude... we can use mine! Mine is still rockin' it hard! Just don't look straight at anyone... Hey! There are some chicks over there.... let me lick your forehead.... then we will pick up on them!"
Antag: "Don't sweat it, dude... we can use mine! Mine is still rockin' it hard! Just don't look straight at anyone... Hey! There are some chicks over there.... let me lick your forehead.... then we will pick up on them!"
by Nefarious Aflatus March 26, 2009
1. Direct result of modern American politics as result of the consistent insistence upon "one party or the other" while nothing much more than money grubbing is going on in either of those directions... usually residing in the teen aged twenty something demographics still unknowing, but influenced from the social motion of said corruptions, where individuals associate themselves more with a media personality than actual politics/social efficiencies. Much less adherence to personal/party/social meaning and ideas.
2. Also residing in the baby boomer population as direct result of mid-life crisis along with other envies claimed to be remedied with Viagra.
3. Political notion firmly within the turn coat areas of reasoning. Usually as result of various forms of corrupt participation having nothing to do with political ideology or adherence to actual Republican/Democrat beliefs beyond kickbacks.
3. A peculiar and as of yet actual animal, that has the body of an Elephant, big Donkey ears and a long trunk that always sniffs at your peanuts.
4. White guy with a "third leg" penis.
2. Also residing in the baby boomer population as direct result of mid-life crisis along with other envies claimed to be remedied with Viagra.
3. Political notion firmly within the turn coat areas of reasoning. Usually as result of various forms of corrupt participation having nothing to do with political ideology or adherence to actual Republican/Democrat beliefs beyond kickbacks.
3. A peculiar and as of yet actual animal, that has the body of an Elephant, big Donkey ears and a long trunk that always sniffs at your peanuts.
4. White guy with a "third leg" penis.
Simple... we will just use the Elephonkeys and Donkephants through some promotion campaigns, to get our hands on the real score when in office.
by Nefarious Aflatus December 24, 2008
1. Direct result of modern American politics as result of the consistent insistence upon "one party or the other" while nothing much more than money grubbing is going on in either of those directions... usually residing in the teen aged twenty something demographics still unknowing, but influenced from the social motion of said corruptions, where individuals associate themselves more with a media personality than actual politics/social efficiencies. Much less adherence to personal/party/social meaning and ideas.
2. Also residing in the baby boomer population as direct result of mid-life crisis along with other envies claimed to be remedied with Viagra.
3. Political notion firmly within the turn coat areas of reasoning. Usually as result of various forms of corrupt participation having nothing to do with political ideology or adherence to actual Republican/Democrat beliefs beyond kickbacks.
3. A peculiar and as of yet actual animal, that has the body of a donkey, huge elephant ears and a long trunk that always sniffs at your peanuts.
2. Also residing in the baby boomer population as direct result of mid-life crisis along with other envies claimed to be remedied with Viagra.
3. Political notion firmly within the turn coat areas of reasoning. Usually as result of various forms of corrupt participation having nothing to do with political ideology or adherence to actual Republican/Democrat beliefs beyond kickbacks.
3. A peculiar and as of yet actual animal, that has the body of a donkey, huge elephant ears and a long trunk that always sniffs at your peanuts.
Simple... we will just use the Donkephants and Elephonkeys through some promotion campaigns, to get our hands on the real score when in office.
by Nefarious Aflatus December 24, 2008
Any combination of three pop-divas... usually affiliated with lip sync-ing, casting couch careers in novice porn, and Vegas. Most often only changing as the members of the "Trinity" age past popularity. Always consisting of bad blond hair dye and most usually affiliated with talentless production structures designed entirely for the vanity purposes of purchased recognition.
The current Crackhead Trinity of Madonna, Aguilara and Spears can really keep the welfare coming into Sony.... but I am sure that Disney get's it's share.
by Nefarious Aflatus December 22, 2008