Nedd Ludd's definitions

retrowish

(WHRET-row-wish) n. the condition which can arrise if you fail to forward a chain email

Sue: "OMG. The instructions at the end of that stupid chain email said that I had to forward it to 10 people in the next 10 minutes or my wish would be cancelled."
Sally: "How many people did you send it to?"
Sue: "Uh, eight, I think. Now what?"
Sally: "Well then, I guess you will have yourself a retrowish."

by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005

frequent flier

(FREE-kwent FLY-er) noun. someone who wants a discount or freebie because they purchase controlled substances from the same supplier on a regular basis

Sue: Hey, I want to buy another teener today. Could I have a discount as I am a frequent flier?

Sue: Since I am a frequent flier can I get this at half price?

by Nedd Ludd September 5, 2005

global commons

(GLOW-bowl KAHM-unz) noun. natural resources (such as pure water and clean air) that should be provided for everyone free of charge, regardless of socioeconomic status for they belong, worldwide, to everyone- EQUALLY!

sane person: "If Suez, the conglomerate that fucked up Atlanta's water and sewer system, hooks up with Omni-tems and the neo cons the global commons is truly in jeopardy."
another sane person: "They would like nothing better than the privatization of everything.
sane person: "Yeah, the next thing you know they will be selling us air!"
another sane person: "Well, it's like Lenin said, 'The decline of capitalism leads to fascism.'"

by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005

fuck nose

(FUK noze) noun. 1. a real asshole, a bastard, a prick, a son of a bitch, an idiot, a fool, a schmuck, a looser, etc 2. a dimunitive used most affectionately with a twinge of the sarcastic

Terry: Sue, you are really a greedy bitch.
Sue: Why? What did I do now?
Terry: You smoked up all my shit goddamnit!
Sue: Yeah, well, I'm a fuck nose.

Sue: Hi Maryann. What's up?
Maryann: Hey fuck nose. How are ya doin?
Sue: Not bad for a fuck nose- thanks.

by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005

speed freak

(SPEED freak) n. a drug addict who is always high on crystal or methamphetamine syn: tweaker, meth head, sketcher

Dude: Yo, wtf is up with Sue? Is she always spun?
Other Dude: Fuck yeah man, she's a speed freak.

by Nedd Ludd September 5, 2005

circuit girl

(SIR-cut gurl) noun. any gay man, although often butch in appearance is actually a screaming queen, that makes the rounds of the circuit party scene.

Ted: Euwww girl! Look a you! Where do you think your going? Is the circus in town?
Tod: Weelll miss, I'm going to the party at the Troc then to the End Up.
Ted: Oh Puleeze Miss Thing! Stawp it! Who are you tryin' ta fool in that get up? Everyone KNOWS you're just a big ol' queen.
Tod: Yeah, well maybe I'll meet a nice top.
Ted: Right! You're nothin' but a circuit girl.
Tod: So?

by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005

An Army of Two

an ARE-me of too adj. refers to the words written across a tight tee-shirt of a woman with large breasts

dude 1: Holy fuck! Check out that bitch with the boobs!
dude 2: Fuck ME!
dude 1: No shit. What the fuck does her tee-shirt say on it man?
dude 2: It says "An Army of Two!"
dude 1: Cool.
dude 2: Totally cool.

by Nedd Ludd July 29, 2008