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Sue: "OMG. The instructions at the end of that stupid chain email said that I had to forward it to 10 people in the next 10 minutes or my wish would be cancelled."
Sally: "How many people did you send it to?"
Sue: "Uh, eight, I think. Now what?"
Sally: "Well then, I guess you will have yourself a retrowish."
Sally: "How many people did you send it to?"
Sue: "Uh, eight, I think. Now what?"
Sally: "Well then, I guess you will have yourself a retrowish."
by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005
Get the retrowish mug.(FREE-kwent FLY-er) noun. someone who wants a discount or freebie because they purchase controlled substances from the same supplier on a regular basis
Sue: Hey, I want to buy another teener today. Could I have a discount as I am a frequent flier?
Sue: Since I am a frequent flier can I get this at half price?
Sue: Since I am a frequent flier can I get this at half price?
by Nedd Ludd September 5, 2005
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Sally: The one with the kids?
Sue: Whatever. He is definately a diltf.
Sally: You're right.
Sally: The one with the kids?
Sue: Whatever. He is definately a diltf.
Sally: You're right.
by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005
Get the diltf mug.(PAR-tee and play) verb. gayspeak word used in reference to getting high on methamphetamine and having sex. the anagram for party and play is p n' p or p and p
Tod: "Hey Ted! I got a teener. Let's call Tad and Tim and see if they wanna party and play this weekend."
Ted: "Ok Tod...but we BOTH know that Tim always gets crystal dick."
Tod: "Doesn't bother me cause I want Tad to plow me."
Ted: "Great! I'll do Tim."
Ted: "Ok Tod...but we BOTH know that Tim always gets crystal dick."
Tod: "Doesn't bother me cause I want Tad to plow me."
Ted: "Great! I'll do Tim."
by Nedd Ludd December 28, 2005
Get the party and play mug.(FUK noze) noun. 1. a real asshole, a bastard, a prick, a son of a bitch, an idiot, a fool, a schmuck, a looser, etc 2. a dimunitive used most affectionately with a twinge of the sarcastic
Terry: Sue, you are really a greedy bitch.
Sue: Why? What did I do now?
Terry: You smoked up all my shit goddamnit!
Sue: Yeah, well, I'm a fuck nose.
Sue: Hi Maryann. What's up?
Maryann: Hey fuck nose. How are ya doin?
Sue: Not bad for a fuck nose- thanks.
Sue: Why? What did I do now?
Terry: You smoked up all my shit goddamnit!
Sue: Yeah, well, I'm a fuck nose.
Sue: Hi Maryann. What's up?
Maryann: Hey fuck nose. How are ya doin?
Sue: Not bad for a fuck nose- thanks.
by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005
Get the fuck nose mug.1337 (THURE-teen thur-tee-SEV-en)n. 1:37PM military time
Ted: "Tod, what time do you have to leave for your appointment?"
Tod: "What time is it now Ted?"
Ted: "Why Tod, It's exactly 1337!"
Tod: "Oh shit, I'm gonna be late."
Tod: "What time is it now Ted?"
Ted: "Why Tod, It's exactly 1337!"
Tod: "Oh shit, I'm gonna be late."
by Nedd Ludd July 23, 2006
Get the 1337 mug.(GLOW-bowl KAHM-unz) noun. natural resources (such as pure water and clean air) that should be provided for everyone free of charge, regardless of socioeconomic status for they belong, worldwide, to everyone- EQUALLY!
sane person: "If Suez, the conglomerate that fucked up Atlanta's water and sewer system, hooks up with Omni-tems and the neo cons the global commons is truly in jeopardy."
another sane person: "They would like nothing better than the privatization of everything.
sane person: "Yeah, the next thing you know they will be selling us air!"
another sane person: "Well, it's like Lenin said, 'The decline of capitalism leads to fascism.'"
another sane person: "They would like nothing better than the privatization of everything.
sane person: "Yeah, the next thing you know they will be selling us air!"
another sane person: "Well, it's like Lenin said, 'The decline of capitalism leads to fascism.'"
by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005
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