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massive coronary

(MASS-iv KORE-ah-nair-ee) noun. a Jewish heart attack
Rose: Oy vey! Sylvia, have you heard?
Sylvia: Nu?
Rose: It's Eugene. G-d forbid! He has had a massive coronary already.
Sylvia: Thank G-d it wasn't a goyish heart attack.
Rose: You're telling me!?
Sylvia: Pooh, pooh, pooh.
by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005
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meth head

(METH hed) n. a user of methamphatamine syn: speed freak, tweaker, sketcher
Dude: I think that Sue has been using again.
Other Dude: Yeah, she's a big meth head man.
Dude: Fuckin sketcher bitch.
Other Dude: Yup, you know how tweakers are.
by Nedd Ludd September 5, 2005
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courve

cour ve (CORE vah) noun, from Yiddish-1. any not Jewish woman that is a whore, slut, easy, etc
2. any of the above who wears too much make-up and perfume and dresses like a 'street walker'
3. any of the above that a Jewish Mother fears her son might, to the shame of the family, marry; often because she is pregnant
Rose: I know it's none of my business, but is that Eugene with that courve Sue?
Sylvia: Oy Gevalt! Peh! It is...that dirty whore. His lovely mother will have a massive coronary!

Eugene: Ma, what did you think of Sue?
Ma: Lovely girl. Does she work in the circus?
Eugene: Ma...?
Ma:...after all, so much with the make-up. And that perfume! Not to mention that get up!

Ma: (Clutching her kerchief) So, Eugene?
Eugene: What is it Ma?
Ma: It's good that woman friend of yours looks so healthy...
Eugene: Look Ma, she's not 'healthy' she's pregnant and I'm going to marry-
Ma: Oy Vey! Oy Gevalt! A shande on our family! My heart...
by Nedd Ludd September 1, 2005
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IUD

IUD (eye-you-DEE) n. although it does not yet exist, IUD is an anagram for International Urban Dictionary
Sally: "Gee, I really like the UD. How about you?"
Sue: "I guess, but UD is narrow in scope. It has 99% English words."
Sally: "Shit Sue, you're trippin'.
Sue: "Whatever. I think an IUD would be more inclusive."
Sally: "Shut the fuck up. You're talking nonsense. The editors would never go for it."
Sue: "Fine, I'll start my own then."
by Nedd Ludd December 28, 2005
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massive coronary

(MASS-iv KORE-o-nair-ee) noun. A Jewish heart attack
Rose: Oy Gevalt! Sylvia, have you heard the news?
Sylvia: Nu?
Rose: Eugene had a massive coronary today.
Sylvia: Thank G-d it wasn't a goyish heart attack.
by Nedd Ludd July 20, 2008
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retrowish

(WHRET-row-wish) n. the condition which can arrise if you fail to forward a chain email
Sue: "OMG. The instructions at the end of that stupid chain email said that I had to forward it to 10 people in the next 10 minutes or my wish would be cancelled."
Sally: "How many people did you send it to?"
Sue: "Uh, eight, I think. Now what?"
Sally: "Well then, I guess you will have yourself a retrowish."
by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005
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frequent flier

(FREE-kwent FLY-er) noun. someone who wants a discount or freebie because they purchase controlled substances from the same supplier on a regular basis
Sue: Hey, I want to buy another teener today. Could I have a discount as I am a frequent flier?

Sue: Since I am a frequent flier can I get this at half price?
by Nedd Ludd September 5, 2005
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