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Is an abnormally tall Asian male human known to inhabit the southeastern United States. Willard’s are often skilled in electronic gaming, as all Asian humans typically are. A Willard, by nature tends to negatively judge the actions of those around him. This is usually done by positioning his head slightly downwards and adjusting his eyes upwards to make eye contact with the person or persons being judged. Another characteristic of a Willard is a freakishly deep voice. Scientists believe this is a evolutionary trait so that the Willard can cast a more authoritative tone when handing his judgment.

The typical diet of a Willard is Taco Bell, trail mix, ranch veggie straws, and Coke Zero. If a meal cost more than $5 US dollars, the Willard is physically unable to ingest the food.
I noticed a Willard in my backyard. It just sat there, judging me.
by Navygunner77 September 20, 2018
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