1 definition by Natty Light3

Shmammerd

Shmammerd- a cross between shit faced and hammered.

Shmammered person says to the fuzz: "Awciferr blow this" (as the shmammerd person grabs their junk)

Shmammerd person says: "Hey tender bar drink me a grab"

by Natty Light3 December 29, 2012