12 definitions by Natepalm
The organized-crime syndicate secretly controlling the Underpants Gnomes. Secretly plots world domination, possibly with the help of the Crab People.
Phase 1: Steal underpants.
Phase 2: Unknown, but thought to be something along the lines of re-selling the underpants on the Japanese black market (which seems to, for whatever reason, have a huge demand used underpants), re-investing profits in the translation and distribution of hentai in America and eventually the rest of the world, thus driving the normal porn industry (and the desire to see non-anime boobies) into near-extinction, as well as creating a dwindling in the human population, thus eliminating humanity's only defense against the Underpants Gnomes (non-anime boobies). After this, continue stealing underpants, eventually achieving a complete underpants monopoly.
Phase 3: Profit!
Phase 2: Unknown, but thought to be something along the lines of re-selling the underpants on the Japanese black market (which seems to, for whatever reason, have a huge demand used underpants), re-investing profits in the translation and distribution of hentai in America and eventually the rest of the world, thus driving the normal porn industry (and the desire to see non-anime boobies) into near-extinction, as well as creating a dwindling in the human population, thus eliminating humanity's only defense against the Underpants Gnomes (non-anime boobies). After this, continue stealing underpants, eventually achieving a complete underpants monopoly.
Phase 3: Profit!
by Natepalm October 29, 2003
A general term for short-ass freshmen (occasionally uperclassmen) who have yet to hit puberty and appear to be in the fourth grade (both in physical appearance, psychological development and writing ability). Usually have some strange/repulsive/childish personal habits (Ex: playing one-man football). Non-anime boobies are like kryptonite to them. Often carry airport bags in lieu of backpacks, believed to be full of stolen underpants (this cannot be confirmed due to their kung-fu grip ability), suspected to be a part of the shadowy and sinister "Phase 2". Reviled by all but the most desperate or demented fanboys and otaku. Sometimes abbreviated to UPGs.
"you wanna hang out in Steve's room?"
"nah, the Underpants Gnomes are in there watching Pokemon again."
"nah, the Underpants Gnomes are in there watching Pokemon again."
by Natepalm October 18, 2003
1. Any system of thinking which flies in the face of reason and common sense; unfairness in the guise of fairness; hypocricy.
2. Pointless rules, which, if taken to their logical extremes, are quite obviously fucked-up.
3. Basically the same thing as "Bent-Penis Math Equations."
2. Pointless rules, which, if taken to their logical extremes, are quite obviously fucked-up.
3. Basically the same thing as "Bent-Penis Math Equations."
So by your bullshit logic, if two people were shooting at each other and I was shot, I'd be arrested for assault with a deadly weapon.
by Natepalm October 19, 2003
A fat, balding, injury-prone chemistry teacher who thinks he's cool and beats off to hentai.
See also: Baron Hentai.
See also: Baron Hentai.
All hail!
by Natepalm October 22, 2003
A general-use, meaningless insult used by a kid who is a colossal tool and obsessed with hentai. Though he claims it means something, I am pretty certain it doesn't outside of some hentai movie or Irondequoit High School.
Stefan: Oh, I got a date.
Me: With who? Sailor Moon?
Stefan: Oh, shut up! Potator!
Me: What the fuck does that mean?
Me: With who? Sailor Moon?
Stefan: Oh, shut up! Potator!
Me: What the fuck does that mean?
by Natepalm October 20, 2003