Domepiece

A kid whose head is way the fuck too big for his body, to the point that he almost looks like a Chibi character. Usually either has a Prince Valiant haircut or looks like he lost a fight with a weed whacker. Is oblivious to the meaning of the word "tool." Believed to be a subspecies of Underpants Gnome.

"Can I speak with The Dome?"

by Natepalm October 19, 2003

Coach McGurk

1. A character in Home Movies.
2. A drunken loser who strikes out with women, thinks he's hot shit, and coaches some sport at school, usually while hung over or after his dealer/bookie breaks one of his legs.
3. Drunken Dave

"Hey, did you see Coach McGurk today?"

"Yeah, he came hobbling into school about an hour late and kept his sunglasses on all class."

by Natepalm October 20, 2003

potator

A general-use, meaningless insult used by a kid who is a colossal tool and obsessed with hentai. Though he claims it means something, I am pretty certain it doesn't outside of some hentai movie or Irondequoit High School.

Stefan: Oh, I got a date.

Me: With who? Sailor Moon?

Stefan: Oh, shut up! Potator!

Me: What the fuck does that mean?

by Natepalm October 20, 2003

bullshit logic

1. Any system of thinking which flies in the face of reason and common sense; unfairness in the guise of fairness; hypocricy.

2. Pointless rules, which, if taken to their logical extremes, are quite obviously fucked-up.

3. Basically the same thing as "Bent-Penis Math Equations."

So by your bullshit logic, if two people were shooting at each other and I was shot, I'd be arrested for assault with a deadly weapon.

by Natepalm October 19, 2003

electric pencil

a mechanical pencil.

"Zach, need electric pencil"

by Natepalm October 18, 2003