From partnered card games, discussion between partners of the contents of their hands. Its purpose is to gain an advantage, and is generally against the house rules, if not written rules.
Him: I'm feeling a lot of LOOOOOVE for this game.
Her: I don't have much LOOOVE, but I'd sure like to CLUB you for saying that.
Me: Hey, easy on the table talk, okay?
Her: I don't have much LOOOVE, but I'd sure like to CLUB you for saying that.
Me: Hey, easy on the table talk, okay?
by Nacho Dan June 15, 2004

A form of the martial arts used by the ninjew. Kept secret among the Hebrew people, jew-fu allows the ninjew to perform spectacular feats of dexterity, dominate his opponents, or open an otherwise stubborn beer. Used by ninjews to fight pirates.
Darrin: How the hell did you beat me?
Ted: I'm a ninjew.
Darrin: Oh yeah, I forgot. Pwned by the jew-fu again.
Ted: I'm a ninjew.
Darrin: Oh yeah, I forgot. Pwned by the jew-fu again.
by Nacho Dan June 30, 2004

You: My car broke down, and I have to get to the other side of the state tonight!
Me: Damn, dude. Sucks to be you.
Her: I totally blew my interview, and now you're going to get the job for sure.
Him: Ha ha! Sucks to be you!
Me: Damn, dude. Sucks to be you.
Her: I totally blew my interview, and now you're going to get the job for sure.
Him: Ha ha! Sucks to be you!
by Nacho Dan June 15, 2004
