NHRHS2010's definitions

vandal

See wikipedidiot

Because of that vandal, I am reading false information on Wikipedia!

by NHRHS2010 January 22, 2011

Colorado

is shaped like Wyoming

Is this rectangle I see on the map Wyoming or Colorado?

by NHRHS2010 March 18, 2011

Bergen County Jail

A county jail located in Hackensack, Bergen County, New Jersey. This is where criminals go when they're caught doing illegal things in Bergen County, New Jersey.

*Officer 1: Would you like to come to Panera with me?
*Officer 2: Sorry, I can't. I have to transport this asshole to Bergen County Jail.

by NHRHS2010 January 22, 2011

SurfControl

An annoying block that schools or companies place on random websites to piss of innocecnt people.

I really needed to send my essay home via email, but when I tried to access AOL webmail, I got a stupid SurfControl message instead that says ACCESS BLOCKED!

by NHRHS2010 March 30, 2010

404

The most hated number, due to having connections with error messages.

404 - Sorry, this page cannot be found

Shit! The 404 came back to haunt me!

by NHRHS2010 March 19, 2011

UsernameBlocked

The title of the message that users will get when they choose an inappropriate username for Wikipedia

I wanted to create an account on Wikipedia so I did but I got the UsernameBlocked message. What is wrong with my username?

by NHRHS2010 December 27, 2008

Free Bird

A song by Lynyrd Skynyrd that is approximately ten minutes long. It is sometimes used as a ten minute timer. The first half of the song is a slow vocal ballad while the second half is a very fast instrumental rock music with a long guitar solo.

Student: "It's 7:50 AM and I have ten minutes to get to class, I'm going to turn on Free Bird to make sure I'm not late!"

Lynyrd Skynyrd: (ballad guitar riff) (sings) "If I leave here tomorrow..."

(5 minutes later)

Lynyrd Skynyrd: (song suddenly gets faster) "...Lord I can't change, won't you fly high free bird"

Student: "Shit! Five minutes till class and I am not halfway there!"

Lynyrd Skynyrd: (five minute guitar solo) (song fades away)

Student: (runs into the classroom)

Professor: "you JUST made it!"

by NHRHS2010 June 16, 2011