11 definitions by N-arch

The period of depression following eating at a place like Red Robin, Burger King, Wendy's, etc. and ordering the most expensive burger, Then needing to return to eating single layered burgers and chicken nuggets.

One would most of the time get Whopper Withdrawal 'like a bitch', or 'like mug'.

Note: This seldom happens with Bic Macs, Big Macs usually occur in 'Heart Attack Syndrome' rather than Whopper Withdrawal.
Paul: Hey Jimmy how's it hangin'?
Jimmy: FUCK YOU PAUL!
Paul: What the hell is up with him?
Chris: He had a mushroom and swiss steakhouse burger from Burger King yesterday...
Paul: Whopper Withdrawal?
Chris: Yeah, he's got Whopper Withdrawal like a bitch.
by N-arch January 12, 2009
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The theory that the phrase "lol?" can be used in response to any typed phrase on the internet, no matter what it is. This is mainly because you cannot express emphasis on the internet.

It is the ultimate end to the "o rly?" chain of words. It can be used in any position of the "o rly?" chain, but is most often used after "no wai!".

Some have theorized that "lmao?" can possibly be used in this situation, but its been agreed that "rofl?" is not possible to use in any situation. In rare cases people use "lqtm?" but that is used mostly by fags, but also by Dimitri Martin.

This is the easiest way to piss someone off on the internet: Just reply "lol?" to whatever they say
Yes!!! I got a level 12 paladin!!!
-Lol?

Dude you suck!
-Lol?

I'm so fucking leet.
-Lol?

Tila Tequila is so hot.
-Lol?

She's got a nice ass
-Lol?

I have cancer guys... seriously
-Lol?

Coke is better than Pepsi!
-Lol?

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by N-arch February 17, 2009
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Sexual relations between two players on the same muggle quidditch team.
Yeah, everyone on our team is dating. Lots of quincest going on.
by N-arch April 7, 2014
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A phony homosexual.

One who pretends to be a homosexual so that the opposite sex will hug them, rub up against them, tell them their secrets, etc. becuase they are treated like one of their own.
Dude, did you see those girls cuddle up against Anthony because they were cold?

Yeah, they think he's gay, he's a total homophony.
by N-arch December 16, 2009
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