4 definitions by Myles Longstein

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Sex that occurs only before marriage.
Moshe complained to his friends: "Oiy Vay, since my wedding day, I haven't been able to shtup my wife!!! WHO KNEW!!!"
by Myles Longstein June 23, 2004

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to miss a penalty kick
He should have made that but he totally beckhamed.
by Myles Longstein June 24, 2004

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When you squat over a womans face and place a testicle in each eye socket, she licks your ass while you "shift gears" with your hot rod. Can also be know as "face racing".
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My wife gave me a Goggles Pizzano last night and when I shifted into high gear, I blew a nut and gave her face a high octane load of man sauce!
by Myles Longstein June 25, 2004

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The ability to have anal sex while facing your partner.
Victoria no longer needs to bury her face in the pillow while being cornholed since I am Bended like Beckham.
by Myles Longstein June 23, 2004

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