2 definitions by Muzzlenz

Foof n poof

Hipster speak for a shart, when a seemingly innocuous foof unexpectedly follows through with a poof.

May also refer to the sex act of being farted and pooped on.

Me: “Dave, that sounded like a foof n poof”
Dave: “Sorry man. I better go change my undies”

by Muzzlenz August 20, 2018

Wetulance

The liquid state of flatulance, midway between solid and gaseous states.

“Dude, that napalm hot curry has given me a bad case of wetulance”

by Muzzlenz August 20, 2018