1 definition by MunsterIsTheBest
A stuck up town of 24,000 that is 35 minutes southeast of Chicago, but in The Region...The town is known for having the best schools and richest people in the area and very good sports. They are also known for having an overabundance of old people who retire here and then hoard their money, keeping Munster the richest town in the area. Park West is the richest subdivision in town. As towns to the north decline, Munster is improving. They do this by tearing down old small homes and duplexes and building large lavish homes to drive up the real estate prices to keep out as many poor people, Mexicans, and African-Americans as they can. Jews and Asians are the only minorities welcome because they contribute to about 90% of the doctor's and smart kids in town which is why seeing a BMW, Mercedes, Audi, or Range Rover are normal sights in Munster, but foreign sights in other towns. The town is also known for being technologically advanced which is why all of the students use laptop's/iPads instead of textbooks. The town is also known for literally being able to turn one man's trash into another's treasure. The former landfill on the south end of town has been turned into a state of the art Park, Centennial Park, with a clubhouse, golf course, driving range, lakes, and botanical gardens. This is a nice touch as it s right across the street from an assisted living center and hospice where the old die.
All in all, this town has "old, rich, White guys" written all over it.
All in all, this town has "old, rich, White guys" written all over it.
Glenn: Hey, Betty, how about we move to Munster, Indiana!
Betty: Sure! Cal City is getting too young and Black and the median age in Munster is 76! Golly, let's go now!
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金: I am so glad we moved to Munster. They are having an asian invasion. We fit right in!
金: I am too but we don't fit in quite yet. We need to buy a 2025 Lexus. All the Munster asians have it and it hasn't even come out yet! And we have to move to Twin Creek too. That's where they all live.
Betty: Sure! Cal City is getting too young and Black and the median age in Munster is 76! Golly, let's go now!
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金: I am so glad we moved to Munster. They are having an asian invasion. We fit right in!
金: I am too but we don't fit in quite yet. We need to buy a 2025 Lexus. All the Munster asians have it and it hasn't even come out yet! And we have to move to Twin Creek too. That's where they all live.
by MunsterIsTheBest October 22, 2011