2 definitions by Mummacuddles92

Blouching

The act of a man urinating while pulling his foreskin over the tip of his penis, pinching down and creating a piss filled balloon

I’ve been blouching too much and now my foreskin has stretched enough to be used as a sleeping bag

by Mummacuddles92 March 19, 2022

The act of flouching is shitting into a piping bag and using the excrement to decorate cakes

There’s only half a shit in that flouch bag, how on earth are we going to finish this wedding cake on time

by Mummacuddles92 March 19, 2022