3 definitions by Muftobration

Top Definition
The number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.
Boy: Hey, Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
Mr. Owl: Let's find out! A-one, a-two, a-three...
Mr. Owl: ...a-one thousand three hundred thirty six, a-one thousand three hundred thirty seven. 1337 licks.
by Muftobration July 10, 2008
1. An annual leper convention.
2. A misspelling of "Leprechaun."
"The associated press reported 235 deaths at Lepercon '08."
by Muftobration August 08, 2008
A sudden, violent awakening that occurs when one realizes that he or she has dozed off in public; usually, the venue is a lecture hall. The awakening is rarely soft and is frequently punctuated by a strong shake, wherein the victim will spasm limbs and then pretend as though he or she had been awake the entire time. For a few seconds afterward, the victim will have a hard time thinking clearly and will usually curse the recent violent awakening.
I fell asleep during Microelectronics. In my sleep, I remembered that my binder was precariously balanced on the edge of my desk and the one adjacent. I had the biggest shake awake ever when, in a torrent of irrational dream-thought, I determined that I had to save it from falling, even though there was no chance of that happening.
by Muftobration February 27, 2009

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