16 definitions by Muffindamule

Billericay was the home of the pilgrim fathers. It was ,and still is, the home of my father who has never been a pilgrim.
The next train leaving platform two stops at Ilford, Romford, Brentwood, Shenfield, Billericay and all stations to Southend.
by Muffindamule October 1, 2006
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A johnny or johny is a term used to describe a condom.
I will only let you dip your stick if you use a johnny.
by Muffindamule October 5, 2006
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To ram it in Sanet means to make love to a goat on the Spanish Costa Blanca (WanKa).
by Muffindamule October 2, 2006
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A soldier or officer of a cavalry regiment.
I can't read or write but I've got really wealthy parents so I'm going to become an officer with the donkey wollopers !
by Muffindamule October 6, 2006
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Vagina. Twat (rhyming slang). Black hat = twat = Vagina.
I like a bit of the old black hat now and again and again and again and again.
by Muffindamule October 5, 2006
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To elect for early retirement from a police force or other civil service (often on health grounds) rather than wait for the results of a disciplinary hearing likely to have a detrimental effect on ones career prospects. Plodrodgering was particularly prevalent in the British Met. Police in the mid 1990s but has become less so recently following a government clampdown.
Do you think that incompetent berk will get the boot after the hearing Noddy ?
No Chief, I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't already decided on plodrodgering !
by Muffindamule October 25, 2006
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People who think they hate jews but in reality do not even know what a jew is. Also notorious for their dislike of people with a skin colour not matching their own. The average neonazi has an IQ invertly proportional to their boot size and a penis to match.
Oh shit, I've failed to graduate in the University of Life. I'm a plain and simple dumbhead. I think I'll become a neonazi so people will have to respect me !
by Muffindamule October 1, 2006
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