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UBMUT (acronym)

UBMUT is an acronym for Unknown By Me Until Today. It means I've learned something new today and I'm attaching this tag to it so others know it is new to me.
"The song ‘Lady Eleanor’ originally appeared on Lindisfarne’s debut album Nicely Out Of Tune which was released in 1970" was Unknown By Me Today UBMUT (acronym).
by MsLi December 5, 2018
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Lil C

example 1. I'm hungry. Let's go get Lil C!

example 2. Our local Lil C now has a drive thru for Hot N Ready Pizza. Awesome!
by MsLi January 6, 2006
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Udders

Udders are those who look at words as being alive and as begging to be played with.

Udders find joy in a living language.
by MsLi January 10, 2006
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racial bukkake

Racial bukkake is the vile spew that Tea Party members and their ilk can't seem to stop doing. Everybody except white bread rich folks are subject to their racial bukkake.
Rand Paul spewed racial bukkake at his Tea Party rally.
by MsLi August 15, 2014
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bovine delivery

Bovine delivery is a euphemism for have a cow. Everyone knows that in this day and age of the spin that every negative thing must be given a positive spin. Thanks to The Shrub and his merry band of spin doctors for making it obligatory to create a euphemism for have a cow.
When James Frey learned of the investigative expose done by The Smoking Gun he experienced bovine delivery.
by MsLi February 1, 2006
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cube cruising

Similar to cube crawling, but different enough to have a distinct entry. Cube cruising is when a person spends a significant portion of the work day visiting cubes and chit-chatting about any and every thing.

Cube cruisers either have too little work to do, or they simply don't care if their low productivity causes a bottleneck in the office.
Jill began her cube cruising circuit at approximately 8:15 every morning.
by MsLi December 12, 2005
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dinner john

1. A dinner john is a man (or woman) who is lacking in looks, personality, or the ability to understand that sexual favors can not be purchased with one or more dinners with a dinner whore.

2. A dinner john is a man who buys dinner for a dinner whore who is hoping to raise his sexual market value SMV by being seen in public with an attractive, charming woman (or man).

3. A dinner john is someone who is too gutless to visit a prostitute because he can't seem to get laid and is tired of jacking off. He wants to get laid and tries to do so through buying dinner for a woman -- any woman -- who will go out with him.
1. The dinner john had invested at least $1,000 on dinners over the past six months on Sally, the dinner whore, but she still wouldn't have sex with him.

2. While Jim, the dinner john, was having dinner with Monique, the dinner whore, Marilou walked by the table at the restaurant. When Marilou saw Jim with Monique, an attractive woman, Jim's SMV went up in Marilous's estimation.

3. Dinner johns would be much better off just going to a prostitute for sex. Don't forget your condoms!
by MsLi January 14, 2006
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