MsLi's definitions

Cyberia

It's the interactive space of the Internet. It's another world, where the time-space continuum is warped. Reality is on a plane different than the world of IRL aka "in real life". People can morph and be many different personas. Madness runs rampant. Maniacs float through the ether freely. Isolated individuals can connect with other humans in Cyberia. Different countries in Cyberia are bulletin boards, usenet, blogs and blogsites like Live Journal and E Blogger, websites with discussion boards, dating sites like OK Cupid!, special interest websites like imdb.

A recluse for years, the computer programmer finally made human contact in Cyberia, at alt.support.shyness.

by MsLi December 11, 2005

uddle

A word which is a combination of google, which is a search engine duh! and ud, which is short for Urban Dictionary. To uddle means to search for a definition in the Urban Dictionary.

Some foo be talkin' 'bout "gankin God's hooptie-wagon", so I gotsta uddle it to be straight with what da man means.

by MsLi September 22, 2005

toe po

Short for camel toe police. The toe po are the freaky dudes who have an obsession for women's camel toes and who watch them obsessively. A camel toe is the part of a female's anatomy that looks like a camel toe, i.e. the vulva-with-split that is often outlined under pants if the pants are tight enough.

Every summer there are plenty of bodacious young females at the beach in bikinis. Just as surely are the toe po, with camera, cams, and/or binoculars.

by MsLi December 23, 2010

heartumentary

Often seen on PBS and at film festivals, a heartumentary is a documentary with heart. More than a documentary, which chronicles data on a particular person, place, and/or thing, a heartumentary not only informs the audience but gets them actually caring about the person, place, and/or thing.

This weekend, at the local film festival, I saw an excellent heartumentary, "Plagues and Pleasures: The Salton Sea". Watching it made me care about the place and the people and animals who live there. Since The Salton Sea is in danger of extinction, it also makes me want to let others know about it.

by MsLi February 7, 2006

don't have a cow

See have a cow. "Don't have a cow" is a trademark expression for the TV series' favorite son, Bart Simpson. Bart is the typical problem child who is always testing the authority figures in his life. In contrast is the good child, Lisa Simpson, who is never a challenge to her elders -- and often fades into the woodwork because of it.

Lisa started to freak out when Bart took the bottle of rum from the cabinet, poured one cup out, then filled the bottle back up with water. Bart socked Lisa in the arm and said, "Don't have a cow!"

by MsLi January 29, 2006

bovine delivery

Bovine delivery is a euphemism for have a cow. Everyone knows that in this day and age of the spin that every negative thing must be given a positive spin. Thanks to The Shrub and his merry band of spin doctors for making it obligatory to create a euphemism for have a cow.

When James Frey learned of the investigative expose done by The Smoking Gun he experienced bovine delivery.

by MsLi February 1, 2006

low-life

Low-life is a person who has not evolved past the level of primordial ooze in the scheme of things. A low-life is an opportunist and has no guilt over doing rotten or heinous things. If they hurt the innocent or the naive of course a low-life will blame their victim for not being as low-life as they are.

Antwan is a low-life for taking advantage of lonely little teenaged girls.

by MsLi April 21, 2006