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Cancer-Fuck

When a person engages in sexual activity with a dying cancer patient out of pity

The ultimate pity-fuck

"Did you hear that Billy has a malignant brain tumor?"

"Yeah I cancer-fucked him last week"

by Mr_whitehair July 13, 2021

The heep and sheep fell in love. At least, as deep as sheep can fall in love. Everyone knows they are creatures of little intelligence and therefore a little emotional response to outward stimulus. This creates a biphasic relationship capable of tearing apart every counerretroactive biosphere reproduction chamber on the West coast

by Mr_whitehair April 29, 2020

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