The foul, crusty, noxious, residue that clogs the pubic hair and sticks to the gusset
of a larger lady's undercrackers
after a big night out on the town.
Main constituents are fanny batter
, stale piss, blood, semen
and sweat - although other bodily secretions, alcohol and food stuffs have also been detected in particularly fetid
Oy Trace... you got any of that fanny spray? I wanna shag Darren, but me knicks are full of klundge.