5 definitions by MrPanos

update rape

When you haven’t updated an app for whatever reason, and you don’t want to, but it automatically updates anyways.

Snapchat really update raped me with the new layout, I hate it.

by MrPanos February 7, 2018

When a magic couple from The Harry Potter universe drinks polyjuice potion with each other’s hair in it, then proceeds to have intense intercourse.

“Yo do you think Ron and Hermione are into wizards pegging?”

“Who tf starts a conversation like that???”

by MrPanos September 20, 2021

Q: oh so this is a nippy restaurant?
A: no, it’s a Chinese restaurant.

by MrPanos February 25, 2018

Someone who is so trashy that they are similar to a whore.

Giacomo: I turned off your computer, haha bitch.
Alex: You trash ass piece of whore!!

by MrPanos October 13, 2016

When you haven't nutted in a while and when you finally do it just keeps coming out.

Bro I jacked off last night for the first time in a while and it was like white niagra.

by MrPanos September 17, 2017