Wrestling Was Entertaining - A professional wrestling federation run by Vince McMahon that got the F out and now caters to a preschool audience with generic characters, predictable scripts and fart jokes. Wrestlers...I mean "sports entertainers" used to look badass, now they look like those guys that model underwear in newspaper adverts, or male cheerleaders (seriously that was an actual gimmick a few years back...). But at least they have a good "workrate" and some can do flips.
WWF was a lot better than WWE.
A high-elevation redneck.
Jed found him some Texas Tea and is going to become a Beverly Hillbilly.