The CEO of WWE whose son-in-law, Triple H, once simulated sex with a mannequin, scripted to be Kane's dead girlfriend. Vince McMahon has kissed and fondled women half his age as well as drugged his wife on live television. Now he's trying to make up for his former actions by maintaining a PG background. Just recently, Vince McMahon terminated Hulk Hogan's "Legends" contract, took away his merchandise, and removed him from the WWE Hall of Fame on WWE.com because Vince found out that Hogan had repeatedly said "nigger" in a recorded phone call regarding a guy his daughter was sleeping with. Vince has lost all touch with the WWE and the WWE Universe; he does not know what real talent is anymore, he doesn't know the right decisions to make (especially refusing to let John Cena lose), and hates anyone who wants to change his way of running things (i.e. the former best wrestler in the world, CM Punk).
CM Punk in his infamous "Pipe Bomb" shoot promo in 2011 said that Vince McMahon "is a millionaire who should be a billionaire. The reason he is not a billionaire is because he surrounds himself with glad-handing, nonsensical, douchebag 'Yes men.'" And CM Punk "would like to think that the company would be better when Vince McMahon is dead, but he would hand over the company to his daughter and his doofus son-in-law (Triple H)."
by kcroyals_tabuu August 14, 2015
"Kurt Angle, You're firrrrred"
by Christopher "PhoeniX" Ewing January 23, 2005
A guy who staged his own death on live television and people are stupid enough to believe he's really dead.
"Dude, did you see RAW last night? Vince McMahon got into his limo and it exploded and he died!"
"Um, jackass, it was fake. He's laughing at morons like you as we speak."
"Um, jackass, it was fake. He's laughing at morons like you as we speak."
by JR23 June 15, 2007
by Adrian February 12, 2006
An exclusive club where Vince McMahon literally makes people kiss his bare ass in the ring in front of millions of wrestling fans around the world. One of the best segments in the WWE!
by Mullet McFuckington July 11, 2008