14 definitions by Mr.Tissue

snot barf

Intentionally spewing clogged snot through one nostril.

Nick: "Yuoh dude - Didja just blow a wad of boogers onta da flo?"
Sly: "Yeh ... I hadta clear my snoz by makin a snot barf."

by Mr.Tissue January 16, 2018

snot barf

The forced puking of a nostril clogged with mucous encrusted boogers.

Sly: "Dija see dat guy snot barf onta da flo?"
Kareem: "Shit bro- dats nasty".

by Mr.Tissue January 17, 2018

snot barf

Nasal puke. The forced ejection of nasal mucous and associated detritus from one nostril.

Joe: "Man, dija see dat guy blow a wad of snot outa his friken nose?"

Willy: " Yeh - dat ma dida snot barf."

by Mr.Tissue January 15, 2018

5 Tissue Load

The number of tissues required to gather a load of gism.

"Yuo Tony- I just blew a 5 Tissue Load afta seein' Brenda's bald snatch ".

by Mr.Tissue January 31, 2018

up on the screen

Where mental images one puts while masterbating

Phil: " I'd like to fuck that waitress wouldn't you?"
Slick: " I already did this morning by putting her up on the screen".

by Mr.Tissue February 8, 2018

up on the screen

Pictorial fantasies one has when masterbating.

Cliff: " Did you catch a glimpse of that chick in advanced Chen?"
Skinny: " Weh - I already had her up on the screen".

by Mr.Tissue February 8, 2018

ivy rash

The skin irritation one gets )who never attended college or went to a community college) listening to Ivy League pretension.

Jamal:"Hey nigga - wats which ya bullshit talkin? Use givin' me an ivy rash!".

by Mr.Tissue February 5, 2018