14 definitions by Mr.Ection

Underwater Hygienist

A fancy way of calling a stay at home mom giving her child a bath.

Fred - "Hey Sarah, sorry my wife can't talk on the phone right now. She's busy with her new job as a Underwater Hygienist."
Sarah - "I thought she was staying home raising the new baby?"
Fred - "She is. She's giving the baby a bath right now"
Sarah - " you're an ass, haha"

by Mr.Ection December 13, 2022

Armadilla

A redneck way of saying armadillo.

Quoting a contestant from Naked and Afraid
"Let's see if I can smoke this armadilla out"

by Mr.Ection December 13, 2022

thats how you do

An African American way of explaining how you do something

thats how you do my n*gga

by Mr.Ection May 24, 2021

penis pumped

Another term for getting fucked over

Like the term ass raped, but penis pumped instead (not the literal)

1) This guy just penis pumped me

2) Just great, I just got a royal penis pumping

by Mr.Ection August 5, 2021

markem dansums

A phrase used by Mumbles the YouTuber.
Could be a question pertaining to whether a price has been marked down. Or could be completely gibberish.

Are those right there markem dansums?

by Mr.Ection December 15, 2022

coonta

A racial slur towards African Americans.

Look at this coonta over here talking super loud as they always do.

Fuck you, you coonta kintay mother fucker.

by Mr.Ection August 5, 2021

Norman Stinky

When you take a poo that has a specific smell of old people

Dude your poo smells like Norman Stinky

by Mr.Ection October 11, 2023