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A member of the douchebag family in the subculture class 'Hipster'. A Hipster Douche is typically found at fan conventions, tattoo conventions and weirdy bars in major metro areas. Like standard douchbags the Hipster douche maintains several cookie cutter tattoos on their arms chest or legs. Hispter Doucebags commonly wear dark colors, punker apparel, biker apparel, fake rim glasses, black kangol or army cap hats, chains and studs on clothing.
Sometimes found in the company of ameture porn stars in the "alt" porn industry.
Hobby and social interests of the Hipster douche seem to be made up of rock porn, adult swim cartoons, altporn, fan cons, ameture burlesque shows, motorcycles, and 50's era urban art revivalism as these represent aspects that attract certain social classes the Hipster douche desires to be part of.
Hipster douchebags represent a crossover of traditional douchebaggery to sectors of the subculture in the areas of hipsters, punkers, bikers and retro subculture revivalism.
As traditional douchebags are finding it hard to remain in just one area of culture.
Some aspects of the hipster douchebag that are alike to all douchebags:
1. Inherited wealth
2. exploitation or over steriotypical representation of the cultural framework they are emulating rather than honest expressions of self.
3. Heavy drinking
4. Sexism
The most common examples of Hipster Douches in the United States can be found in Philadelphia, PA, Manchester, NH and Los Angelis, CA.
Sometimes found in the company of ameture porn stars in the "alt" porn industry.
Hobby and social interests of the Hipster douche seem to be made up of rock porn, adult swim cartoons, altporn, fan cons, ameture burlesque shows, motorcycles, and 50's era urban art revivalism as these represent aspects that attract certain social classes the Hipster douche desires to be part of.
Hipster douchebags represent a crossover of traditional douchebaggery to sectors of the subculture in the areas of hipsters, punkers, bikers and retro subculture revivalism.
As traditional douchebags are finding it hard to remain in just one area of culture.
Some aspects of the hipster douchebag that are alike to all douchebags:
1. Inherited wealth
2. exploitation or over steriotypical representation of the cultural framework they are emulating rather than honest expressions of self.
3. Heavy drinking
4. Sexism
The most common examples of Hipster Douches in the United States can be found in Philadelphia, PA, Manchester, NH and Los Angelis, CA.
by Mr. SnowmanPants May 9, 2011
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During the emergence and saturation of online adult entertainment from the 1990's to the early 21st century it was believed that the adult entertainment industry in general would finally become a more open and respectable industry.
Unfortunately regulation, advocacy and oversight of adult entertainment still remained as primitive as they had been before the internet and the explosion of new media development that followed.
The most common examples of this exploitation and corruption being the contracting and pay practices of websites such as myfreecams.com, suicidegirls.com, eroticbpm.com, godsgirls.com and websites found on the spookycash.com affiliate program.
Models and photographers had become tired of being exploited and paid unfairly. The altporn industry had once promised reform and fairness but instead of providing these things the websites that had begun the altporn movement were now corrupting the industry and exploiting talent further.
So an effort of Independent adult website content production and co-op companies began to emerge.
During the emergence and saturation of online adult entertainment from the 1990's to the early 21st century it was believed that the adult entertainment industry in general would finally become a more open and respectable industry.
Unfortunately regulation, advocacy and oversight of adult entertainment still remained as primitive as they had been before the internet and the explosion of new media development that followed.
The most common examples of this exploitation and corruption being the contracting and pay practices of websites such as myfreecams.com, suicidegirls.com, eroticbpm.com, godsgirls.com and websites found on the spookycash.com affiliate program.
Models and photographers had become tired of being exploited and paid unfairly. The altporn industry had once promised reform and fairness but instead of providing these things the websites that had begun the altporn movement were now corrupting the industry and exploiting talent further.
So an effort of Independent adult website content production and co-op companies began to emerge.
by Mr. SnowmanPants August 5, 2011
Get the Indie Erotica mug.This is a form of "meme busting" where you interrupt a person about to have their photo taken by a friend or their cam set to auto while they are planking. Most commonly this interruption is in the form of spanking that persons ass rather hard with with a paddle or other blunt object.
Throwing water on the person is also a hilarious way to "spank their plank".
It is important to remember to have a friend or your own cam set to auto to take a picture of this while you do it. It is very funny if the victim's own camera or friend taking their picture is also in he shot so you can capture their reaction as well.
There are also ways to plank spank that do not involve contact or soiling the victim such as (but not limited too):
Farting near them
Blowing an air horn
Yelling at them "memes are stupid!"
For more details on methods and finding memes to bust see: meme busting
Throwing water on the person is also a hilarious way to "spank their plank".
It is important to remember to have a friend or your own cam set to auto to take a picture of this while you do it. It is very funny if the victim's own camera or friend taking their picture is also in he shot so you can capture their reaction as well.
There are also ways to plank spank that do not involve contact or soiling the victim such as (but not limited too):
Farting near them
Blowing an air horn
Yelling at them "memes are stupid!"
For more details on methods and finding memes to bust see: meme busting
by Mr. SnowmanPants July 27, 2011
Get the Planking Spanking mug.Meme Busting is the act of interrupting or otherwise ruining another person's attempt at photographing or videoing themselves performing a stupid online meme.
The idea with any good meme bust is to have it videoed or photographed in a way that captures the reaction of the victim and the person taking their video or picture or any near by people if that person is using their own cam on auto.
Common online memes and ways to bust them:
*Planking
(when busting a planker this is called "planking spanking")
Ways to bust Planking:
Spank the planker with a paddle or blunt object
Yell at them
Throw water on them
Blow an air horn
*Dance mob
(when busting this meme it is called "busting a move")
Ways to bust a dance mob:
Nude streaking through the dance mob
Pretend you are in the dance mob with another person but start to Lumbata or Dagger (both erotic dances) through the dance mob with your partner. You must do this in a way so as to convince anyone watching that what you are doing is actually part of the dance mob.
MIME through the dance mob
*Rick rolling and other photo or vid memes
(When busting these it is called bust rolling)
For these it depends on the buster's own imagination but the idea is to interrupt or disarm the meme and get a reaction.
The idea with any good meme bust is to have it videoed or photographed in a way that captures the reaction of the victim and the person taking their video or picture or any near by people if that person is using their own cam on auto.
Common online memes and ways to bust them:
*Planking
(when busting a planker this is called "planking spanking")
Ways to bust Planking:
Spank the planker with a paddle or blunt object
Yell at them
Throw water on them
Blow an air horn
*Dance mob
(when busting this meme it is called "busting a move")
Ways to bust a dance mob:
Nude streaking through the dance mob
Pretend you are in the dance mob with another person but start to Lumbata or Dagger (both erotic dances) through the dance mob with your partner. You must do this in a way so as to convince anyone watching that what you are doing is actually part of the dance mob.
MIME through the dance mob
*Rick rolling and other photo or vid memes
(When busting these it is called bust rolling)
For these it depends on the buster's own imagination but the idea is to interrupt or disarm the meme and get a reaction.
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Meaning:
Know me as I am now for it is the best I am, if I am not here tomorrow.
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