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Force Choke

An ending to a handjob where one person ejaculates without stimulation from another person.
Man 1: Yeah, I gave him a Force Choke.
Girl 1: Man, you must be really good if you ended him like that.
Man 1: Thanks, he was writhing the entire time. It was fun.
by Mr. McGooey February 20, 2022
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Screaming Banshee

An orgasm so pleasurable that you scream out to the heavens which commonly ends with a mind watering moan.
Boy 1: I heard your girl gave you a Screaming Banshee.
Girl 1: Yeah, I couldn't walk till next morning.
Boy1: Good for you, hopefully I could get one someday.
by Mr. McGooey February 7, 2022
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Gootuber

1. The name of a weapon from Splatoon

2. Another way to refer to a pornstar that makes content other than standard sexual content

3. The action of a taller person using a smaller person (preferably with a large penis) as makeshift water cannon, by holding the penis on the taller person's shoulder and and masturbating it to launch at a target. Reloading involves either swift tittyfucks or excellent handjobs.
Guy 1: "Man I hate the Gootuber, it's so hard to control."

Guy 2: "Maybe that's cause you suck with it."
Guy 1: "Shut up."
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Guy 1: "Man are you really watching that Gootuber again?"
Guy 2: "I watch her for her humor."
Guy 1: "You watch her for her tits."
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Girl 1: "Thanks for being my Gootuber, you need a quick reload?"
Guy 1: "No, I got a few more shots in me."
Girl 2: "I own this party, my gootuber shoots harder than you could ever imagine."
by Mr. McGooey February 2, 2022
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