Mr. McGooey's definitions

Urban Dick

A game where you and another person, multiple people if you prefer, look for sexual words found on Urban Dictionary and you guess the what word's real description means by using the name alone. The words aren't required to be sexual, but that's usually how it's played. Another optional way of playing is if you are playing with more than 2 players, then the two players guessing a word will have an extra challenge. Whoever's guess is farther away from the real description has to edge until a full rotation of people guessing goes around the players. The edging time limit can be adjusted per amount of players. if you ejaculate you are out of the game.

Girl: Hey boys, you want some Urban Dick tonight?
Boy 1: Sure, should i be taking my pants off?
Boy 2: Oh yes, I love the edging part

by Mr. McGooey February 7, 2022

D.T.P

1. A version of Rock Paper Scissors where Rock is Dick, Tits is Paper, and Pussy is Scissors. Played like regular Rock Paper Scissors.

2. Slang term meaning Down To Pound

Guy 1: Hey dude, want to play some D.T.P.
Guy 2: Sure, what is it?
Guy 1: It means Dick Tit Pussy. Like Rock Paper Scissors but worse.
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Girlfriend: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Boyfriend: Nothing yet, but I'm Down to Pound.
Girlfriend: You're always D.T.P.

by Mr. McGooey February 7, 2022

Going Even Further Beyond

When you're full of so much energy of any kind that parts of your body starts to grow in length and power.

Man 1: You would not believe what happened after she too her top off. I was going even further beyond.

Man 2: You weeb.

by Mr. McGooey February 19, 2022

Milky Milker

1. When a suspended person is given a titfuck on their downward facing penis.

2. When you are using breastmilk is as lube for any sexual act.

Man: Yeah, I was laying down on the table with the hole in it, next thing I know she's giving me a milky milker.
Woman: She did not, you're making this up.
Man: I'm telling you, massage parlors are crazy:
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Woman: It's actually really sexy when you're a milky milker.
Non-binary: You're weird.
Woman: Don't Hate

by Mr. McGooey February 13, 2022

Thickit

An erection so girthy and large that it tears through clothing.

Girl: You know your pantsare ripped around the groin right?\
Boy: I'm sorry, I've got a thickit. You wouldn't understand.

by Mr. McGooey February 7, 2022

Fap Trap

A myriad of sexual positions where a male is trapped in some way, shape, or form on the brink of orgasming. If the male moves anyway, they are almost certainly going cum. So the male is trapped in whatever orifice or crevice he is stuck in until said orifice or crevice decides to leave.

Girl: How's this paizuri feeling?
Man: *Incoherent Moaning*
Girl: Good, because you can't leave if you cum.
Man: *Questioning Moans*
Girl: Welcome to the Fap Trap, babe.

by Mr. McGooey February 7, 2022

Pussession

An intense female orgasm where she arches her back as if something was possessing them, usually pleasure.

Girl: Oh my god that was amazing, I think I had a pussession

by Mr. McGooey February 7, 2022