Definitions by Mr. Jensen

thudnesday 

That day of the week when you're not sure what day it really is because you've been sheltered inside with no outside contact.

"Daddy, what day is it?" "Uh, I think it's Thudnesday, but it could be Frursday."

thudnesday by Mr. Jensen April 2, 2020

joby 

verb. A straight man goes joby when he flirts with a gay man.

I was shocked when Tammy's boyfriend went joby on my man and started talking sex, like he wanted it or something.

joby by Mr. Jensen May 12, 2008

Boogerhead 

A term of endearment reserved for your one true love.

Danny, I love you so much, you will always be my boogerhead.

Boogerhead by Mr. Jensen May 8, 2008

mouses 

plural for computer pointing devise. Not to be confused with the plural for a species of rodent - mice.

Someone stole all the mouses from the computer lab!

mouses by Mr. Jensen April 13, 2008