Definitions by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender

breather ring 

Term used to describe the indentation created during a momentary break in a particularly long toilet birth.

"Damn it, get me some all-bran, that last choddie needed FOUR breather rings!!"

breather ring by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

monkeys tail 

The aftermath left after sitting too far back on a toilet seat whilst waving a brown friend off to sea

"Oh my god, i'm gonna be sick, theres a monkeys tail on that seat!"

monkeys tail by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

tony blair 

Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt

"Tony Blair is a cunt"

tony blair by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

choddie 

A turd, dump, poo, shit etc.

"I'll rub your feet in a moment Grandma, i'm just off for a quick choddie"

choddie by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

Toilet Birth 

Description of disgarding of faecal matter. to dump.

Woman - "So after i've painted the living room, i'm going to arrange the...."
Man - "Hold that thought love, i'm just off to the chodbin to deliver a toilet birth"

Toilet Birth by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

Brown Runway 

the brown smudge left by faecal matter in various places, such as a chodbin, your pants, or a womans cleavage.

"OH CHRIST! Malcolms done a reverse dogan and left a brown runway all the way down!"

Brown Runway by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

Chodbin 

A toilet, loo, lav, bum bowl.

"Who left a floater in the chodbin?"

Chodbin by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006