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The art of bastard-breeding.
Illegitamate children.
The act of having children before marriage.
And if you have too many children before marriage, marriage MAY no longer be an option.
Illegitamate children.
The act of having children before marriage.
And if you have too many children before marriage, marriage MAY no longer be an option.
Dawn has two kids, one out of wedlock. She got a quickie Vegas marriage to barely make the last one legitamate.
by Mr. Dwayne November 7, 2006
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Something that most inner city women in impoverished urban areas are alergic to.
Something that most inner city women in impoverished urban areas are alergic to.
Shaquanda just got her goverment check and had a choice of either getting some birth control, or buying a new pair of shoes.
Shaquanda now has two kids with no dad in sight. So guess where her money went?
Shaquanda now has two kids with no dad in sight. So guess where her money went?
by Mr. Dwayne February 16, 2005
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1.) That she was looking for the wrong things in a man to begin with.
2.) The same game he used to knock her up with he's using on someone else who is just as fine or finer than you.
3.) Lack of child support plus one screaming child equals one pissed-off mom.
4.) That a nice car, long-hard dick and money does not make the perfect man.
5.) That she should sew up her vagina and hope "Mr. Right" is a single parent like she is.
6.) She can't party and change daipers at the same time.
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1.) That she was looking for the wrong things in a man to begin with.
2.) The same game he used to knock her up with he's using on someone else who is just as fine or finer than you.
3.) Lack of child support plus one screaming child equals one pissed-off mom.
4.) That a nice car, long-hard dick and money does not make the perfect man.
5.) That she should sew up her vagina and hope "Mr. Right" is a single parent like she is.
6.) She can't party and change daipers at the same time.
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Rachel thought Tyrone was the greatest man in the world! He was nice, he had and elephant-like penis, and he spent money on her constantly. After the baby dropped, and she couldn't lose the weight, the c-section scars or stretch marks. And Tyrone lost interest and decided to set up shop in new territory.
This lack of affection mixed with a screaming child caused Rachel to hate Tyrone with a pashion, causing serious baby momma drama.
This lack of affection mixed with a screaming child caused Rachel to hate Tyrone with a pashion, causing serious baby momma drama.
by Mr. Dwayne October 28, 2004
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Originally from Canada, she goes by the nickname "Jessica Rabbit"
Originally from Canada, she goes by the nickname "Jessica Rabbit"
by Mr. Dwayne October 23, 2004
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Someone who you'd likely spend the rest of your life with if you found him or her.
If there were more keepers in the US, the divorce rate would be MUCH lower!!!
Someone who you'd likely spend the rest of your life with if you found him or her.
If there were more keepers in the US, the divorce rate would be MUCH lower!!!
Jane has nice legs, ass and thighs, a good job, and she is even more beautiful inside. She's definately a keeper!
by Mr. Dwayne February 20, 2005
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See Baby Momma, Baby Daddy
See Baby Momma, Baby Daddy
Sheryl was no more than just a sperm partner to David, who had 7 different sexual partners who happened to father his children.
Sheryl was one of David's sperm partners becuse she accepted his semen into her vagina for 9 months until the baby plopped out.
Sheryl was one of David's sperm partners becuse she accepted his semen into her vagina for 9 months until the baby plopped out.
by Mr. Dwayne October 18, 2004
Get the Sperm Partner mug.One of the most beautiful throwback vehicles Chyrsler ever made. It's a shame they stoped making them. A beautiful car that would be a travesty to drive in a sub par part of town.
by Mr. Dwayne October 21, 2004
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