Mr. Dwayne's definitions

kelly clarkson

A very talented vocalist with a nice budonkadonk. Kelly has a nice fat ass. Mucho junko in la trunko.

I predict if Kelly Clarkson posed in Playboy, it would be the magazine's hottest issue.

by Mr. Dwayne February 7, 2008

shaq

please see shaq appeal.

I wonder if shaq was my height and couldn't play ball, if he'd still get play from the ladies.

by Mr. Dwayne November 4, 2004

Booty Scriptures

The designs or scriptured tatoos that women often get across the small of their backs or on the ass cheeks themselves. Something to read or look at while doing it doggy-style.

Johnny hooked up with Denise, a topless dances with many tatoos, and was reading the booty scriptures like he was a Pastor in the Church of Assology.

by Mr. Dwayne October 18, 2004

Detroit

A city that is better known as the baby momma capitol.

High crime, drugs, an over inflated budget deficit, and lack of child support payments are key elements that are keeping Detroit from being a World Class City.

by Mr. Dwayne February 3, 2005

Poot

An episode of flatulance that occurs only during defication. The difference between farts and poots are usually the duration and the sound it produces. Farts usually last longer than two seconds. Poots general last only a second, and do not resonate in rapid-fire fashion like farts. Poots are generally the wind that one usually produces when they are straining to push out feces from the rectum.

After a series of poots. Charles was able to push the turd out of his anus.

by Mr. Dwayne May 22, 2005

baby momma drama

A situation that happens in a single mothers life when she realizes:

1.) That she was looking for the wrong things in a man to begin with.

2.) The same game he used to knock her up with he's using on someone else who is just as fine or finer than you.

3.) Lack of child support plus one screaming child equals one pissed-off mom.

4.) That a nice car, long-hard dick and money does not make the perfect man.

5.) That she should sew up her vagina and hope "Mr. Right" is a single parent like she is.

6.) She can't party and change daipers at the same time.

See child support

Rachel thought Tyrone was the greatest man in the world! He was nice, he had and elephant-like penis, and he spent money on her constantly. After the baby dropped, and she couldn't lose the weight, the c-section scars or stretch marks. And Tyrone lost interest and decided to set up shop in new territory.
This lack of affection mixed with a screaming child caused Rachel to hate Tyrone with a pashion, causing serious baby momma drama.

by Mr. Dwayne October 28, 2004

Melyssa

One of the sexiest supermodels to grace the urban scene in the 21st century.

Originally from Canada, she goes by the nickname "Jessica Rabbit"

Melyssa Ford ain't bad, she was just made that way.

DAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

by Mr. Dwayne October 23, 2004