3 definitions by Mr. Q45
A man who fists his pocket pussy.
Stan's such a lonely pervert....he had to go buy a new pocket pussy, 'cause he ruined the old one by stretching it out with his hand.
by Mr. Q45 September 21, 2017
What it looks like that is left on your sheets after boinking a woman who is both on her period and has a yeast infection.
Damn! That chick I took home from the bar last night didn't say a word about her issues. I ended up with puddle of ketchup and mustard on my bed, and I didn't have time to throw my sheets in the washer this morning.
by Mr. Q45 June 12, 2017
A mute, pearl-diving, tuba-playing, flat-headed, midget gymnast with no gag-reflex, that can suck-start a Harley Davidson.
Took my perfect woman out for a date last night...she serenaded me with her tuba, while wearing the pearl necklace that it took her nearly a year to make...all the while doing the splits with my beer resting on her head. After that, she crammed my whole tailpipe down her throat and started my bike...and the best part is that she'll never even say a word about what we did when we got back to my place. What a woman!!!
by Mr. Q45 September 1, 2017