2 definitions by Mr. Opportunity

accord

A pathetic "sporty" car that some idiotic "Mr. Opportunity" tries to brainwash you into buying. Frequently chosen by ricers and idiots that are STILL brainwashed into thinking American cars are unreliable. Also, they try to make you think it is sporty. Honda is probably the most far from sporty car in existence.

Accord Driver: This car sure is sporty! I like my spoilers I put on the back, they make it so much better.

Mustang Driver: *accelerates*

Accord Driver: Wow, that thing is fast. I like my boring car though.

Mustang Driver: *waves out rear-view mirror*

by Mr. Opportunity October 5, 2007

power of pooggestion

When someone tells you that they have to take a dump, which in turn makes you have to poop just because they said it. Like power of suggestion.

I had to poop after my friend did thanks to the power of pooggestion.

by Mr. Opportunity October 2, 2014