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A 4’8, 300 pound streamer who often “welches”. He is known for his eating skills and Fortnite/2k skills which are ass. He has come up with this thing where he’ll get a six pack by summer for 4 years now and still has no 6 pack, Just some moobs. He is known for his Italian decent and has moob ties. Los is also a bronsexual and a drake fan. He is very delusional when it comes to these two and he’s a causal heat fan
Person when they see los:Who’s that lard looking fellow over there?

Other person:oh that’s the 4’8 300 pound machine welcherlospollostv” on twitch. I heard he’s ass at Fortnite and 2k
by Mr. Click-clack-Ba August 29, 2019
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someone who gives redundant and over-the-top attention to women that are of far less value than the attention or praise given.
“You Know that guy Exploding Arab? Yea that guy is a mega simp
by Mr. Click-clack-Ba March 21, 2020
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A Twitch streamer who looks exactly like the WWE Wrestler Mark Henry. Kobe is also known to be a very lazy streamer, who likes to scam his audience. Among other things he’s a delusional cowboys fan who thinks the cowboys are the best team in the league. He was also put in a master lock.
Random dude:I’m going to get fake dreads, eat a bunch of junk food, say the cowboys are good and get myself put in a master lock. I’m going to be exactly like Kobe0802
by Mr. Click-clack-Ba August 29, 2019
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