12 definitions by Mr rumplenuts

piece of fuck

Ten to twenty times worse the the typical piece of shit.

Well shit it broke again what a piece of fuck!!!!!

by Mr rumplenuts April 19, 2017

zumba chicks

Fat sweaty hogs jumping around like injured walruses. Can be found in packs

Holy shit Zumba chicks are coming run.

by Mr rumplenuts April 18, 2017

Mississippi Mud Slinger

The act of ram rodding a fat ass till the spicy brown dribbles down your fuck stick.

Oh shit Eric got the Mississippi Mud Slinger again. Look at that mess.

by Mr rumplenuts April 18, 2017

field monkey

Part of a survey crew. Man who gets things and cuts down trees. They like abuse and work hard for peanuts.

Hey field monkey cut that line out and go get the truck.

by Mr rumplenuts April 19, 2017

geezer nuts

At around age 60 your testicles begin to sag to your knees and sweet profusely. Some people my think the gentleman pissed his pants but rarely the case.

Well shit.. I thought Zack pissed is pants again but it was just his dam geezer nuts. Somebody grab him a napkin.

by Mr rumplenuts April 19, 2017