10 definitions by Mr Tango Jones
by Mr Tango Jones August 26, 2010
by Mr Tango Jones November 21, 2009
Nickname for mussels, a shellfish (specifically a mollusc) with a vaguely jaundiced and vaginal appearance, and a taste and smell not dissimilar to quif.
"Aargh matey, we be fishin' fer cuntfish - the twats o'the sea! Yeller as a smackhead 'n' smellin' like quif! AAARGH!"
by Mr Tango Jones November 20, 2009